Can the grape juice be fermented?

She dances like I do when I pump up the monster jams while cleaning the house. All she’s missing is a spray bottle and slightly bewildered pets.

I can tell you are sincere by the lack of punctuation.

I can acknowledge the point, buried somewhere in there, that it must be very irritating to have created great female characters like Ripley and (to some extent) Sarah Connor, and have everyone “Finally!”-ing Wonder Woman.

also born and raised in the south. confederate flag is a pathetic symbol to pathetic people. it’s synonymous with the racism that slavery, and those who fought to preserve it... lost. and then set out to systematically terrorize and murder black people... represent.

it’s not a rebel symbol. unless what you’re…

What he’s missing is that it doesn’t have to be Wonder Woman OR Sarah Connor— we can have BOTH. They’re completely different women, because there isn’t just one type of woman, and the idea that we can only have one archetype of feminist icon is fucking stupid.

Eh... I think this election was different in that it bled past the lines of politics and became a true litmus test over where we, the voters, stand on a moral and social plane. Your vote in 2016 is a question of character. Donald Trump’s election was less of a shift in political climate and more of a national crisis.…

Say yes and invite a slew of sexy men to their home and suggest her boyfriend go out and get himself a coffee. She could even tell him to take a $5 from her purse.

“Elron”

“Inspored” sounds like a description of how cheesy sci-fi aliens reproduce.

Yeah, I wear blouses from Kohl’s and Ann Taylor to work every day with dress pants. I think Vogue doesn’t realize not all of have been allowed to wear t-shirts and jeans to work so “dressy tops” aren’t exactly a comeback item.

Only Louise Linton can afford this crap

RIGHT? remember when that was the girl uniform, and the boy uniform was distressed/embellished denim with an un-tucked striped button-down? REMEMBER THOSE DARK TIMES?

I guess you can’t fully dismiss the idea that he could just be a serial killer; however, the fact that he knew she would be connected to him makes you think that whatever happened was an impulsive act—that there was no reasoning and that it was instead about rage or fear.

“Well, Pardeep, it’s like this. I need to continue to funnel campaign donations from corporate murderers and abusers into my coffers so I can further their ability to make a profit on the fear and misery of the American workers, who I represent in no discernible way. Your Dad is simply collateral damage.”

Oh come on Jujy. Nikki is from Twilight, she was the pretty vampire and Ian dated Victoria Justice. Ta-da!

If it even occurs to you that you *might* be a bad parent, you are miles ahead of many actual parents!

Sometimes I think I would be a bad parent, but I guarantee I would be the first person to berate my child for saying something that stupid, so maybe I’d actually be pretty good.

This shit makes me want to have ten kids and raise them to be kind, thoughtful, educated, giving human beings. Like Quiverfull, but in reverse.

i usually hate to comment on people’s looks but goddamn if this dude doesn’t look like penn jillette ate teller whole