Poor Notre Dame students and Bethune-Cookman students are looking at this and going, dammit, Tulane got Helen “fucking” Mirren? And all we got were Mike “fucknut” Pence and Betsy “fuckup” Devos???

OMFG....We’re back to that “sounds Presidential shit again. The fact he can read a prepared speech without completely shitting himself for 5 minutes and suddenly he’s good to go.

Jesus. They did this during the campaign too. Remember how he got all this praise just because he didn’t shit himself during the debates? They’ve literally not learned a damn thing.

Not anymore, she isn’t...

Exactly - I feel awful about this. Obviously, she is doing the right thing, but I can’t begin to imagine her pain and embarrassment through all of this. I feel like sometimes people don’t realize that the love you have for someone just doesn’t POOF and disappear the first time, even the umpteenth time, someone…

He just pleaded guilty?

It’s always “You should pay for your own healthcare” until your geriatric diabetic ass can’t work and needs insulin. Costs do rise year to year and to have any acceptable insurance system, you need to spread those cost around to populations who can afford it. This is Health Care 101, which I know most conservatives…

As an (old) millenial, I just want to say thank you for this. I think most of the credit goes to the younger millenials, but I think us older ones who bridge the gap between the analog and digital ages can help keep focus on why we can’t go back.

May I suggest “AMC Gremlin”?

I’m just going to post my comment verbatim from the Fusion post on this yesterday. The tl;dr version is that under our immigration laws you can’t simply “issue a visa” to someone fleeing harm, which sucks for the Chechens and makes everything more difficult.

Hey, honestly, I’d like to see Kamala Harris as President. I think she could pull it off, too.

Honestly the Trump administration looks more like they’re stealing from Veep.

I’ve had a crush on Chris Cornell since I was 12.

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

Don’t just limit it to US presidents. He said “no politician in *history*”

Seriously, I have never seen a less interesting-looking person in my life.

Taylor & Joe look like bored trust-fund siblings whose only source of joy comes from hunting the poor on Purge day.

That’s barely wine money.

WHY DO YOU NEED HER PURPLE MULES
YOU ARE GONNA WEAR THEM AND CLAIM THEM AS YOUR OWN
YOU’RE DEMONIC

Gee. He’s really classing up the joint.