Is there anything Tom Hardy doesn’t do? Recently he went on a kid’s show to read the bedtime story for Mother’s Day.

The only reason I would start dating anyone who attacked any of my friends would be to position myself for a long con that ended with his mysterious (and asssumably painful) disappearance.

Considering her ex is experiencing money issues (and he’s a total barf bag) I am not hating Amber flaunting her relationship with a billionaire. Get it girl!

Re: Heard-Musk

“Jonathan Groff once made [Lea Michele] laugh so hard, she peed herself before singing in front of Obama.”

Normally I’d have something pithy to say about Amber/Elon, but after everything she endured with Johnny Depp, I just hope this relationship is good for her.

Not a linguist but studied it and various dead and alive languages in school, and had a close family member with dementia. I think his speech patterns sound like a combo of senility on the verge of dementia, lots of amphetamines, and his deep-seated fear that his deep truth is being laid bare, and he knows he is a…

I love how people think that saying it’s a joke somehow negates the fact they’re being racist or sexist. Who cares it’s only a joke!! Said every bully ever.

(unintelligible screaming)

Right. Talking about anyone who isn’t a white, straight, Christian man (with a shout-out to his female counterpart, of course) is being divisive.

I have an irrational love of that movie.

I suppose that it is simply a good-condition relic of the past, and the state of mind of someone facing headlong disaster with absolutely no idea.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one.

He’s already got the ending to the book written in his mind:

The idea that Trump is “tough” is one of the more laughable refrains of this past year. What a fucking joke.

My favorite part of Christians like Mike is they see nothing obscene about the policies they would implement for our government and how badly it hurts the vast majority of Americans (not to mention the rest of the world). But don’t you dare say a swear word, drink alcohol, or have non-procreative sex or sex outside of…

Yeah man, it’s fucking great that they’re awesome at posturing and terrible at fucking literally everything else because it’s not like we (including your ignorant ass) could all very easily be incinerated in nuclear war

Hopefully I’ll be able to remind myself that they were so tough when my face is melting off. Fuck…

“I thought it was important that we went outside,” he said. “I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.”

The funny thing is nearly anyone can take a DMZ tour and Panmunjom. Just Google it. When I was in the Air Force and was stationed in Korea it was mandatory to take that tour. I think the North Korean’s could sense my steely resolve as I ate my Cliff Bar and took pictures.

Donald Trump: [looks at approval ratings]