He just has a pile of money where those are supposed to be.

None of these people have accurate concepts of how attractive they actually are. I know that I am super fucking critical about what I consider to be beautiful, but honestly, they are lying to themselves. And yep the PR chick is average. It’s okay not to be hot, but thinking you’re far better looking than you actually…

So, as a formerly Hot (I turn 38 next week, and we all know thatzzz not Hot) I endorse this message.

Some teenagers in Macedonia wrote that article as propaganda to sway the next election.

Also, “And she’s 5-foot-2, so she can’t be a runway model, but I think she’s really beautiful and is prettier than anyone I’ve dated.”

Whoever it was, I salute them for their sacrifice. I couldn’t have talked to all those people and kept enough of a straight face for them to let me publish their words without question.

That one’s supposedly average boyfriend was also the best looking of the men in the article.

Rephrased to be gender neutral:

Also, dating another person isn’t about “having” who you want, it’s about spending time with someone and building a relationship that satisfies you both.

Oh my god, that article. The most hilarious thing is that in the pictures of these supposed heartbreakers and the average partners they’ve passed up models for, it’s completely impossible to tell which one is which.

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

I am so nervous for Virginia, my state of residence! Right now we’re cool (Thank you, Terry McAuliffe!), but he can’t run again, and our Democratic base is currently being torn apart by Bernie and his goddamn brogressives. I’m knocking on wood that everyone comes to their senses and votes for WHICHEVER Democrat wins…

I am so torn between dreading and being excited for this, it looks/sounds like it’s going to be incredible.

“The Obama administration’s rule emboldened abortion providers like Planned Parenthood women, empowered federal bureaucrats women, and silenced our states us men in the process,” Ernst said in a statement. “Today’s action restores states’ men’s rights over a Washington-knows-best mentality women.”

▪ The club was cited for not maintaining the coolers in proper working order. The walk-in cooler was set to 36º, much warmer than required by code. Several dead Russian prostitutes were not properly wrapped and vacuum sealed and possible bacteria infection was discovered.

So many fucking stupid hot takes in this thread. Talk about adding insult to injury. I’m out.

Their love is so intense they have to keep a couple states between them at most times. I hope she does write a tell-all book, though I’d likely not read it as I’m not too into the horror genre.

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