At least we know that Donald Trump hates women more than he loves powerful Germans.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

people will be lining up to correct that one, i’m sure.

Eartha Kitteh once saved my life! One of the pilot lights on the stove had gone out, and she woke me up by vomiting as the apartment filled with gas. We would both be 100% dead if it wasn’t for the fact that you can NEVER sleep through the sound of a cat vomiting.

IT WAS TYGA IN THE PAWNSHOP WITH THE CANDLESTICK

This is somewhat related, and extremely important.

I’m almost at a year since my divorce was finalized and I can assure I still definitely describe it as “recently-divorced”.

I still don’t understand how this fucking goblin is our president. I mean, I do, but HOW IS THIS FUCKING GOBLIN OUR PRESIDENT?

My immediate reaction was just like...

It is not possible to segue into “clandestine suburban family sex parties.” One must be invited into “clandestine suburban family sex parties.”

He and Miley’s personas definitely clash, so either he is waaaaay wilder/weirder/kinkier than he lets on or...yeah, I’m going with that as the most interesting possible answer.

Hopefully this will bring Hollywood back to focusing on smaller budget films. We’ve had way too many big budget blockbuster movies overshadowing smaller films for nearly a decade. Also there’s no need to spend $300 million making a movie when they could just spend $1-5 million on a movie with a good story and a damn…

10000% unrelated, but she started following me in Instagram after I perused the Handmaid’s Tale Hulu page and she even liked some of my pics. HEAVENNNNNNNNN /brag over

I’ve said this before, but I don’t understand why the left is always expected to cede ground to the right. Both politically (which is another issue altogether) and in terms of tone. This is a person whose job it is to defend someone who’s perpetrating bald racism, sexual assault, nationalism, and the systematic…

The reactionary right has a long tradition of using liberal principles and institutions to create access for themselves—and then turning around and slamming the door on everybody else. They’ve done this with everything from their political takeover of legislatures across the country, to the little games they play with…

Not to mention that the focus on refugees is idiotic because they don’t even know which country they’ll end up in. It’s a long-ass con game to plan on being a terrorist in America when the process takes two years and you may end up in Norway.

Ah, yes, Obama’s cunning plan!

As insufferable as they are, as a kid from divorced parents I think the way Goop and Chris seem to treat each other and their family is bloody heart warming.