Girl, Jesus is going to have the descend from heaven and announce he’s getting married to his life-partner J’Marcus DeAndre Jackson, who will be black and a Democrat.

I hope she describes it by saying, “he has the sexual prowess of a tranquilized panda.”

2016 me: “pussy” will be said repeatedly on CNN.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

“My father loved to complain about big business and big government, but we had a solid middle class upbringing. We had good public schools. We had accessible health care. We had our little, you know, one-family house that, you know, he saved up his money, didn’t believe in mortgages... Now, obviously, I’m kind of far…

I can’t really imagine that in even the most mutual, long term, consensual relationship being “grabbed by the pussy” is a positive thing.

I like horror to a certain degree, I can’t do torture porn or slasher flicks but can deal with the supernatural. It’s okay to have limits or boundaries, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

Way too many times I’ve been with a friend or significant other and we were forced to forgo or limit some fun activity because she was wearing something uncomfortable or impractical.

And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric.

He looks like Pestilence, the 1st of the Four Horseman.

To Donald Trump and Family, the GOP, and their supporters,

I have to say I love that a black woman is basically inferring that a white man is angry and crazy. Way to subvertly dismantle the stereotype, Michelle.

Queen this, queen that, queen whoever...

Lucy always puts her body into completely unnatural positions and then acts very nonchalantly about it. “Welp, I’m stuck, but I guess this is where I live now.”

The academy can make some pretty crappy selections, in all honesty. There’s really no defense for something like “Crash” winning best picture. The academy tends to nominate things that are ‘well advertised’ to the committee, and tends to miss smaller performances by films outside of major studios without an Oscar…

Also, give me Royal Tenenbaums in the top 25.

I’m an in house employment attorney, so I routinely have to discuss sexist shit with various people. Nothing makes me so angry as when an otherwise rational person is like, oh that’s no big deal— he was just being nice/didn’t mean anything by it/etc. The only thing saving my sanity is that I get the last word on it,…

Well...

If she wasn’t there what’s the point in talking about her fuckability? It only establishes dominance if she is there.