Absolutely. It's so fucking patronizing.

Oh, I know! That one is full of win!

I couldn't really care less about Scarlett and Leto, but I love all the other people in the background of their photos - Olivia Wilde, Al Franken, Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt, Don Cheadle, Elizabeth Banks! Wish I had a seat in their box of the stadium! (or to have even been at the DNC).

I'm just relieved to find out that I am not the only house my mail person probably hates because of our insane dog.

This sounds like the whole "auditing" thing Scientology does. I'm much more in the "bury it deep and don't think about it" camp.

It incenses me that after all the efforts of activists and doctors like Dr. Livingston, we are still debating the issue, trying to hold onto the rights of women to be able to make decisions about what happens to their bodies, and that the atmosphere is so ominous, as Dr. Livingston puts it. And that even birth…

I think I have found the holy grail of foundations (and I have tried a metric fuckton of them). Chanel's Perfection Lumiére. Too bad it is, of course, the most expensive I have tried...also, Josie Maran's argan oil, which I hesitated to try because my skin is oily, but my skin truly loves it.

The tricks our eyes and minds can play on us! And now I am wondering what soup cocks are, too...

Yep, everything is "bigger, louder, gorier."

Watching The Birds while my soup cooks. I love Hitchcock movies, and am always surprised at how creeped out this movie makes me, given how violent and scary some movies are today.

I know what you mean. Philly is just as swampy, ugh.

Pretty much any and all of them, I even enjoy a geuze now and then, though the sheer sourness of that makes me take it slow. And I don't typically 'chug' them, but will sip sip sip until they are gone in minutes.

It would definitely make more sense, but I just can't help myself.

For me, it's most likely that I am chugging a beer because it's delicious. I can down a tasty Belgian beer at lightning speed, but will take ages to finish something I only think is tolerable.

What on earth are people trolling Alicia Keys' new album cover for? She looks gorgeous. I don't get it...

I definitely liked The Sartorialist more before Schuman started giving interviews. His photos should be seen, but he should not be heard.

B-Coop's dog is really adorable, and he's adorable for rescuing her. She has no bottom teeth! I'm imagining him pureeing ground meat and veggies so she gets her sustenance.

That is the bourbon that is always, always in my cupboard. And it's my preferred liquor in a Manhattan, instead of straight up whiskey/whisky.

I'm throwing Michelle Yeoh, Uma Thurman, Milla Jovovich, and Carrie Ann Moss into the mix (along with the other great names being tossed around).

Go to Paris! Do it! I went for the very first time last summer with my husband and it was beautiful and romantic, and I can't imagine doing the aimless wandering, the drinking beer along the river Seine, and the long lunches just people watching if we had children. Go now, and then maybe go later one you have kids…