A TiVo could record it for you for like the price of two drinks/month! You CAN have it all!

OMG, between this and the bit on Enlisted last weekend (Potato…Baked.), I am loving Fox poking fun at food competitions (that I love unabashedly)

OMG I bet they put in sweet vermouth instead of dry. And still olive juice. That would totally create a flavor I would imagine to be "Pizza Vomit."

Pedantic but fun fact: Toothsome does not mean "that pleasant sort of chewing firmness." It just means delicious.

I think of boneless, skinless chicken breast as health food, and it's difficult to make interesting. It's something I eat at lunch because it's low in fat and high in protein, but it's not something I would cook up for a fancy dinner. Even then I only like it when I sous-vide it, that way it stays juicy. The other…

Yeah, it seemed like a big risk, but then I thought of the silky-melty texture of the tofu, the meatier texture of the fish, and the crispiness of the skin all in one bite and I wanted some immediately.

It felt like pea puree-gate all over again.

The thing is, Louis' problem was a lack of focus. Last Chance Kitchen seems to have completely focused him. I think he'll be a real threat if he makes it back. And I think he has a good chance of making it back because whomever gets kicked off next has a chance of being flustered and desperate.

I also felt bad for Ben's poor acting… And then I felt better thinking that Ben's poor acting is Adam Scott's amazing acting.

Ohhhh, yeah that seems like a campus you could avoid people on. I don't know if you ever visited ours (you know, by crossing the street, haha), but we have Locust Walk that leads to basically all of the classroom buildings, so you're guaranteed a run-in (and at Smoke's or Blarney or Mad4 or La Viola or Bistro La Baia…

Penn. Yours?

truth!!

Philly college campus for the win!!!! However, I would run into everyone everywhere all the time on my Philly college campus/our frequented bars/restaurants downtown/etc. So… it happens.

Co-signed. Well said.

Or Yale.

That girl has Columbia written all over her.

Yeah, it was creeping me out. She seemed like, scary thin, and that she was trying to overcompensate it with very stiff-necked gestures and too-wide-too-crazy eyes.

People apologize to me ALL THE TIME out of nowhere on public transportation. Now that I live in Boston and most of my public transportation is full of college kids, I am embracing this power as a good thing.

Oh no :( My family didn't get a dog until I was in college, but I was home enough that we fully bonded. She was the smartest dog ever, like she taught herself to open doors AND CLOSE THEM BEHIND HER… And though as a large, all black, overprotective German Shepherd she scared the crap out of visitors, she loved my…

Not a good episode for dogs.