It was like one or two minutes too long for how simple the premise was, but the physical comedy was out of this world and it was a great sketch.

Oh! I'm glad I kept mine, even through a cross country move!

I wouldn't describe her as "unstable." She's someone who gets nervous and makes jokes about it. It's a perfectly normal thing to do.

LOL. Come on. Stephanie has proven that she is prone to hyperbole. I would definitely say something like "the gator might eat my face," without literally thinking the alligator was going to launch himself at my face, PARTICULARLY if it was just making me nervous but not crippling my ability to continue to cook. That's…

They're risky though, because you don't have enough time to sous vide and you have to throw yourself on the mercy of your pressure-cooker and an unpredictable fire.

I mean, I would have been kind of freaked out if an alligator was hanging out 3 feet away from me too… I don't think that a justifiable nervousness equates to a "phobia."

…You would do well to educate yourself on the different kinds of real Ramen. If you think it's just the store-bought stuff you're only doing a disservice to yourself. Just pick up the first-ever issue of Lucky Peach and give it a read, and then go find some or learn to make it yourself.

Haha, at first he was like "well this isn't my area of expertise" and I quickly let him know i was talking about Mindy Project so he is not liable for his definitions of libel.

Ok, the shouting is slander and the signs are libel. Two things to sue over! And you make a good point at how absurd the whole thing was. First they should be able to make a takedown request for their review on the Mommy blog (or a court order if necessary), to remove the source of why they're being linked to racism.…

Oh oh good question, I'm asking a lawyer friend!

Hahaha, when you point out that Irvington/Tarrytown is the most diverse place on TV right now, it's kind of hilarious. Good point.

Slander is spoken out loud, libel is written, so you got it right!

I kind of enjoyed how they staged it, given that Elfman is seriously about 6" taller than Messina (and this keeps my hopes of someday making out with Chris Messina alive since I'm also very tall)

I want that toy giraffe so, so much. How beautiful.

What do you do, like, professionally? Because I bet it's not UX or Product Management. Jesus Christ, this is nonessential bullshit you're complaining about. You don't spend money here. You don't complete critical tasks here. YOU READ ABOUT SITCOMS. Fucking relax or go try and work in development for awhile and see how…

I was waiting for their own weird trait making them fit in perfectly with the rest of those weirdos.

What I really don't understand is why the school doesn't have tutors for its football players (and other athletes)

To be fair, it's a catering business. Still over the top, but a lot better for the name of a catering business than a restaurant.

There was one moment where she was talking to Nicholas and telling him that he would gain momentum now that he was on the top. I kind of wonder if that was the editors telegraphing that he would pick up steam. And I'd be all for it, I like his food style, I love the Philadelphia restaurant scene (in spite of the…

I thought it was bread for some reason. (More biblical that way, anyway.)