Hey, North Carolina GOP: if Clarence Thomas thinks you are racist motherfuckers, you are definitely, indubitably, 100 percent racist motherfuckers.

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Sorry, fell for an internet hoax re: Kushner tweets. He never tweeted apparently. :(

The only comfort I’m finding on that note is that Trump honestly seems too stupid to not implicate himself. All it would take is someone saying “I heard that you weren’t tremendous enough to pull off this collusion with Russia. Were you not the best?” And he would take credit for every last crime.

There’s only one person whose indictment would make Trump fall apart: Ivanka. He doesn’t really care about anyone else.

It’s more like when you’re dumb, idiotic parents go away for the weekend on a ski trip with all of your teachers and friends parents and you’re terrified about how much they’ll screw up your life while away

Don’t forget, military vets get hiring preference for fed jobs (they make up about 1/3 of the federal workforce, vs 12% of private industry jobs), so they are also cool with blocking vets from getting good paying jobs.

HST = GOAT

Was I the only one who felt some sort of slight relief when they saw Trump leaving for his “big foreign trip?” It was like being a teenager and waving to your parents while they drive off on their long weekend trip, leaving you home alone.

All these totally not racists said they voted for Trump because he’d bring more jobs, even though he put a hiring freeze on federal agencies, aka is preventing more people from getting jobs.

Wait until September when you read his “What I Did On My Summer Vacation” essay.

JFC, is there anything that comes out of this guy’s mouth that doesn’t sound like the utterance of a fourth-grader?

“Getting ready for my big foreign trip.” Seriously, “big”? Come on, “foreign”? JFC, is there anything that comes out of this guy’s mouth that doesn’t sound like the utterance of a fourth-grader?

Neither will we, Assange. Neither will we.

There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.

Let she who has NOT hidden in the drapes to avoid the sweaty advances of an inveterate pussy-grabber cast the first stone. Amirite, ladies?