Ok, but like, what is Gideon Yago up to these days because he was totally my MTV babe back in the day.

Bless you.

“Ayyyyy we was just down tha block at Frank’s for the Monday suprasot special and thought we’d pay little Fareed just a lil visit to ax him about his fambly, get to know the guy, see how his school’s goin. No disrespect!” *chokes out nearby cart vendor*

I don’t want to post this... oh hell yes I do.

This is exactly what they want. They want people to lose hope that their kids will be educated and that they’ll ever be able to have a life here. They want them to pack up and flee in the night. They want to make sure these folks know that the American Dream™ is for whites* only.

Morally bankrupt enough to work for ICE. Fuck everyone who has anything to do with removing humans from there houses. Fucking Christians.

I’ve lived both above and below the Mason-Dixon, and can personally verify that the chocolate “glaze” is in fact the selfsame thing in all locations and it is exactly what you are thinking of. It is actually nowhere near a “glaze”. I think “chocolate enamel” is a much more accurate description. The company itself…

Maybe she adopted Tori Spelling.

No one “needs” $30k a month.

I would absolutely watch a Wanda Sykes-hosted CSPAN digest weekly show.

Oh man, I watched that Ted cruz moment live and then I went back to rewatch it and giggled so much. So satisfying.

And on the bar on that cake is a smaller cake depicting a Casamigos where Randy is wearing a black shirt and George is wearing a white shirt.

i mean yeah if you offered me some for free i’d scrape off the pound of fondant and hoover it.

Well I’ve never gotten a cake with Christian Slater and Anthony Bourdain on it.

A girl who was seemingly conceived, incubated, hatched, trained, conditioned and indoctrinated to be an object of sexual desire as the sole purpose of her existence and her only contribution to society is saying that she doesn’t get to be objectified enough? Do I have the right read on this one?

Totally agree. And not just students - lots of studies have shown that just giving people money is much more effective and efficient than complicated programs that have to be administered and monitored.

Love what Minaj did. Sometimes students really just need a cash payment, not to have to fill out pages for scholarships that amount to piddly squat.

I am with Martha.

It doesn’t even matter if he does have a pre-existing condition, there’s an exemption in the bill that says Congress, their families, and their staffs will still retain coverage even if their states decide to drop people with pre-existing anything. They KNOW how fucked this is, and made sure their own asses were…