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I read all her quotes in Tahani’s cadence, and I am not sorry. I love that show so hard.

Do they at least let you take your heels off between takes?

In last season’s Brooklyn 99, Jake’s only friend in prison was a cannibal. Played by another SNL alum. I have no point to make, but, yeah, there you go.

Moment of silence for Jon Hamm lol.

Karl attempting to escape the prison was really funny but I still can’t forgive the episode for killing Martin Short so quickly

Work at a museum, is true. People will steal, eat, take, touch anything. And museums are GROOSSSSSS. If there were real sprinkles everyone would have cdiff or norovirus in less than 24 hours.

Not nearly as insufferable as you, dear. Go ahead and dismiss again like a mature adult.

So much about this story confuses me. Foremost; how does an ig photo op masquerading as an art piece have the $$$ to pay thousands in fines and street clean up? Can I market my bedroom as The Museum of Unfolded Laundry and make bank?

this song is fucking terrible.

It’s just like...if you don’t like her why are you here commenting?

It is interesting to see everyone mention how they can’t stand Gilbert. Which is totally fine, but just seems completely unnecessary to bring up in this context.

I guess we can all stop hoping for a Paris Hilton / Paris Latsis reconciliation now.

what article were you trying to comment on though because it sounds interesting?

I believe you’ve commented under the wrong article, but it many ways, it has added to this plain low fat yogurt of a man’s art?

All the bottles are still white, tho.

Talk about a stringing letters together. My wife is a Birth Unit Nurse and she had a young couple (early to mid twenties) named there new little girl "ABCDE". It is pronounced Ab-si-dee. That is a true WTF. The poor little girls was already nicknamed by the nurses in the unit "Alphabet" when the parents were not…

Deisel, Sketch, Midnight etc can't be good human names because, get this, they are already names for other things. If a name has an x or a z or more than 3 syllables or any association with some pop culture crap like Twilight then it also sucks.