Everyone who’s ever received a blowjob while standing up and dressed knows you pull your underwear down all the way, you don’t just bring your junk up over the elastic band.

There is a vas deferens between this and your standard wedding shot.

Wow, it takes real balls to do something like this.

Instead of filming a third movie, I think they should just continue to hiss at each other on social media and in interviews for a while. It’s probably as embarrassing as a third movie would be, and like a final movie, I will still watch it.

The moose and squirrel sounds like a trump sex ritual

Aw, I had a crush on Natasha. Were she and Boris, like, together?

Still too gd hot but a cold front is coming next week so ayyyyyyyyy.

I have no doubt that’s what they’d think. But, even if it were true, I know several women and girls who were inspired to further their education by Michelle. I’d pick that over influencing someone to go under the knife.

I heard if Melania opens her eyes all the way, her soul will escape.

She actually looks a lot like Eva Longoria to me in this pic.

If I’m being honest, Young Melania wasn’t like drop dead pretty but she was lovely looking. Whatever she did to her eyes, is just terrible. I feel sorry that her meal ticket probably pushed her to have the surgery.

So I said, ‘let me change everything because I don’t want any part that’s been touched by anyone.’”

I was going to say that of COURSE it was someone from my home state... But then I saw this and it only made me sad.

is one of the saddest things I’ve ever read. It’s so hard to not take rejection as a core failure and just move on.

There’s nothing funny here. This is tragic in every way.

It’s changed from “having a library” in your home to having the “grossest bathroom stall from a sketchy gas station along I-95" in your home.

I live in Las Vegas. I had several family members and acquaintances at this concert. Thankfully none of them were hurt. I am again having to mute my Facebook feed (similar to what was required during the election) because the conspiracy theories and false facts are outrageous. I have no less than 2 relatives and 2…

Why do people perpetrate online hoaxes? Why do people shoot from a 32 story building? Why do people vote for Trump? Why do people throw a kitten out of a moving car (my foster cat)? Why do people abuse loved ones? Why do people drive PT Cruisers? I just don’t know anymore. People are crazy, that’s all I got.

Why 36?

I’m a liberal who grew up around guns. My family members own guns. I’m getting a concealed carry permit soon. My children are learning gun safety and will take hunter safety courses.