I’m sure they will be able to iron out any kinks eventually.

There had to be somebody, a pineapple virgin, who decided to pick one up and finally try it, and consequently would up with a very distorted opinion on pineapples.

This is funny enough but it also brought up a mental image of a customs agent with a katana going all Fruit Ninja through a produce department checking for contraband. 

This, Exactly this! Wish I could give you more stars but you got the one I had to give.

No one is interested in a company who has routinely missed manufacture deadlines, has terrible build quality, poor reliability, cars literally fall apart in the rain, has reportedly bad working conditions and is run by someone who calls a hero who risked his life to save children a pedophile? I’m shocked I tell you,…

Good to see you are still about.

No?

Isn’t there a formula, beloved of chains such as Starbucks and McDonalds, that dictates a saturation presence in some retail areas?

Your prayers are now answered

This makes sense. What doesn't make sense is the mall in Grand Rapids that has reserved 10-minute parking for Food Court To-Go parking only. Who decided to get takeout for dinner and settles on Wetzel's Pretzels?!

If I can help it, I will never set foot in a mall again.

Nice to see the city didn’t throw this kid to the dogs. And it turns out whoever dropped a dime on him was just barking up the wrong tree.

I’m guessing there weren’t many accountants involved. The only way to get that far in the hole is someone being shady or utter stupidity.

There’s also a “bot” on Twitter cheering about a GM plan to close a plant in Korea and come back to Detroit, which has the Trumpflunkies cheering.

My ex strangulated me, when I wanted to press charges about that the police officers didn’t want to because that could ruin his life, even though they told me to be careful and that I should get a PFA, they knew he is dangerous and still they did nothing.

Every time I see it on a menu by the glass I order it because I never see it in the liquor store! The only other person I know who ever drank it was my grandpa—who was born in Sicily.
Lambrusco becoming popular—Pro: Easier to find! Con: Will now be expensive.

PLEASE PASS ME THE RIUNITE ON ICE

I’m as snobby as the next Professional Drunk, but I don’t get too het up about proper glassware. I don’t have the patience or the storage space.