This is great news! When Mary Berry announced she was sticking with the BBC, I was hoping this would happen.

And he’d probably make it back home before I did. I never would’ve had a chance

I’d take them all, and then come back for the bowl.

handful? I’d take all of them. Come here, little assassins!

YES! that little black one in the back--he would kill me with cuteness, but i would die happy.

A ferret harness, since it was the only one that fit when she was that young.

Be honest, the only reason you didn’t entertain that idea was that you thought that would just make him even more angry once he got back home and you would pay for the rest of your life.

Your cat is a vampire.

Tyrell has not exactly been a fan of subtlety.

They aren’t digitizing them because they don’t trust electronic records anymore. All the records they have left are paper and they are storing them in the building.

It made it into the captions when it aired. That’s bad.

I am so flummoxed by this. I mean, kudos to NBC for realizing the problem and making the cut, but hoo boy how did it get in there in the first place? How did it get so far as to make it into the rough cut of the pilot?

Wonder how the thought process went for someone to decide that a fictional dad would call his daughter a slur. “She likes sports, she’s better at them than boys her age. I know, let’s have her dad call her a bull d***.”

Agriculture was a catalyst for cat populations, the study’s authors say, because the need to store grain and other crops drew nearby rodents — rodents that in turn became food for wily felines. Ancient humans presumably appreciated that these new arrivals were helping keep their stores free from infestation, and as a…

This a light and positive use of bull-dyke, right?

Behold! The majestic Norwegian Forest Cat. They are much larger and fluffier than normal cats, allowing them to cover much more of your keyboard when they flop over on it.

There’s a line of thought that cats domesticated themselves. My cat must know it’s a lot easier waiting for her feeder to spit out the crunchies twice a day and wait for mom to put down a bowl of stinky wet food in the afternoon than trying to catch birds and mice. And sometimes Mom and Dad will even give her treats…

So that’s what my cat is doing when she climbs over my arm as I’m eating dinner. She’s following her evolutionary drive to protect my food!

Alice in Ghettoland? Fucking seriously?

This was so utterly tone-deaf that I actually began to wonder if it was some backward-ass “commentary” or something.