I know, and it used to be my go-to. But sometimes you just want to shove hot cookies into your mouth at a quarter to midnight and pretend your curtains are opaque enough that the neighbors can’t judge you for shoving hot cookies into your mouth at a quarter to midnight.

I look for egg substitutions all the time. For some stupid reason (lack of planning) I only really want things like cookies and brownies after I’ve eaten my last egg (and usually around 11pm, as well.)

Yeah, I prefer soft boiled too. I can never get both the white and the yolk how I want them when I poach, but when I soft boil I can get it right every time.

Huh. I always thought it was because elderberry bushes/flowers kind of smell like urine.

I just don’t care for the game. I’d rather play rummy or gin. Or better yet, just not talk to any of y’all, at that point of the evening. Fuck the card games. I’m tired.

Ours had a ratatouille last February that was just a hair shy of great. And I’m someone who usually hates eggplant.

Hopefully they’re still there. I’ll try again now, I guess.

Yeah, I have, I wanted to respond to one not long ago. It just sent me to the top of the page.

At this point I’m ready to just give the hell up and start collecting email addresses. I can’t post or star anything AT ALL on TSB, O-Deck or Groupthink. I think the last time I was able to comment in an open thread was the first one you poked your head in.

Just kinja help. I didn’t know I could request a specific person to help me. But like I said before, I don’t even get an answer acknowledging that they’ve gotten my emails anymore.

I’m guessing the caffeine and sugar get into your bloodstream faster and possibly more completely because it’s being absorbed through the mucous membranes in your nose rather than taking the longer probably less efficient route of being digested. Like drinking coffee as opposed to rubbing it on your skin as a body…

It’s about the same as we hear from the actresses and politicians, though. The issue isn’t that different, the world is just that much more closed.

Nah, Univision needs to fix their shit. You know internally they’re probably still on IE6 along with every other major corporation who’s too cheap to test out chrome and firefox companywide.

Yep. Shelter animals dying from malnutrition while being well-fed at the same time looks really progressive. Can’t wait for the vegan cat proposal!

She’s got to get funding somehow. Maybe she’s also mining bitcoin.

Unless she’s all green/renewable, running all those computers all that time takes a hell of a lot of grid electricity.

If that is how they do it, then Iron Man should be higher too, as he must use a hell of a lot of “exotic” metals and minerals for the components of his frequently trashed/upgraded powersuits.

I know because we looked at getting one a few years ago. But a client who hunts happened to walk into the office and offered to just bag us a wild bird when he went out for his own, so we did that instead. It was probably the toughest damn bird I’ve ever eaten, but it was SO TASTY.

Cheesecake Factory is the only place where I’ll ask my server “what have you had recently?” But again...it’s probably the only place where it’s necessary to ask that question.

Oh noooooo. How about don’t eat anything at that spot anymore, because that is seriously not how you do it.