White people my ass. If you want to take my salted licorice from me I will beat you into the ground with every bit of ancestor rage my black ass can summon.

90% of people who own and display a flag don’t know how to and don’t actually care enough about it to take care of it properly. I’ve seen some pitifully tattered and faded examples all around on people who’ve gone to school board meetings and gotten into screaming matches over someone else’s perceived slight of the…

THIS is the comment I’ve been looking for. Lady, those people are not your friends. They never really were.

If your city/town has an army/navy surplus, try finding one of the heavier wool blankets. It’s not as special, but can do much the same thing. I’ve had one since I first started having problems in college around 20 years ago, and it’s wonderful when you need it. (Unless, of course, you need it in the summer.) I…

If your city/town has an army/navy surplus, try finding one of the heavier wool blankets. It’s not as special, but…

Much. I can’t believe that it’s an exception in anything other than how extreme her reactions were all along, though. Dramatically/vindictively inclined or not, people are always going to be reluctant to listen to the things they don’t want to hear (particularly when it comes to their relationships) even if/after…

Any word on whether the check’s actually cleared yet?

Of all the foods that don’t need an instant version, cream of wheat? Really? What’s next, instant water?

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? How the hell do you get anything done? Seriously. Who constantly grins while doing their hair, putting on their makeup or doing even basic hygiene things like checking their nostrils for lil’ buddies or flossing? What a waste of everyone’s time, goodwill and (assuming a…

*snort* My mother’s got that bit from the Transporter on her phone. She plays it at my nephews ALL THE TIME. But it does work.

Just like any other lie, nobody wants to be the one who scrubs the toilets. They want to be the one that owns the stadium.

I think he was also self-medicating at those times, rather than being on an er...approved medication. What was he doing, cocaine and morphine, in season one? We don’t know to what extent that may have affected his mind, or if he’d done other combinations in the past.

Yeah, but don’t you kind of wonder what else they’re lying about now? I don’t think I’d be able to eat there again for wondering.

So...where do you live? Because I’mma need some place to stay.

But...but...but...YOU SHOULD EXPLAIN IT TO ME AGAIN! That about what you’re talking about? Because...yeah.

Why not just do a direct and in-period adaptation? Have they even looked at that as an option? It keeps sounding like many of the problems are due to everyone wanting to update the books to current era.

“I only said ‘you were dressed like a whore and you deserved it’ because I was tired. If I’d had my coffee and ten or so hours of sleep I would said ‘you were dressed like a whore and you deserved it’ in a much more sensitive way.”

Or a warm spinach salad. Cook your bacon (I generally use beef bacon/beef navel, but it can be hard to find) until crisp. Take out most of the fat. Toss halved cherry or grape tomatoes in some of the bacon fat, season with salt and pepper, and grill on a screaming hot grill pan (you basically just want to heat and…

We’ve got one here in Des Moines, and the first one I ever went to was in Maryland. There is (or was, anyway) at least one in Virginia Beach when I was a kid, too.

You’ve really never tried coffee? I hope you like it when you do...but you probably won’t, if you don’t like bitter things. (And fish at breakfast is awesome. Not enough people seem to know that.)

I think they should do an old Old Spice style prank with Isaiah Mustafa as Santa and Terry Crews as Jesus for her Christmas intro.