How about we just say no to you?

Was Meyers the one they said had conned an island out of Bettencourt?

Their spectrum runs from “don’t you dare have an abortion and kill a baby!” to “Oh. My. God. Like, why do you think it’s MY problem that YOU need clean water and prenatal care?” doesn’t it?

Probably. Unless of course, he also had a companion who can do the prep for her.

I would say shooting babies, but that’s already happened too, hasn’t it?

Or, I don’t know, call the ARL and say “I’ve got a kitten to surrender but can’t get by/don’t know where you are, can you help/is it possible to send someone out?” Sometimes, just asking for help is enough to, you know...get help.

In light of this ongoing fuckup, call your insurance companies, people. Ask about ID Theft Restoration. Sometimes it’s a rider, sometimes it’s a separate coverage, it varies from company to company. If you’re with State Farm, it’s $25 a year, as a rider or endorsement on your Home/Condo/Renter’s insurance.

The best thing about Baba Yaga is that all you have to do to escape unscathed (and usually with an awesome, magical gift as well) is have some basic manners. Do what she asks. Be polite. How hard is that? It’s the bare freaking minimum, and yet...she’s always just eaten or just about to eat someone. SMH

Really? No moist towelettes instead of a big, heavy, leaky plastic container of hand-sanitizer in your bag? *shrug* Okay.

You first, heifer. Move back to whatever European hole your ancestors were running from. Unless of course they were criminals and transportees and also dragged here unwillingly. You know, like black people who were enslaved were dragged here unwillingly. If that’s the case then just STFU.

Why isn’t this filed under “Well No Shit, Y’all?”

Just as when the problem is an actual proven incidence of voter fraud, of course the perpetrator a member of the group of people who bitches the most about things like this happening.

Please tell me no one was actually surprised by this crap coming from this guy? (Aslo please tell me his new twitter handle is @Unemployed4Lyfe.)

I KNOW! I’m over here like WHY IS THIS A TIE?

Oh, I’m sure. But again, that just shows how outdated it (this lesson worksheet) is then, doesn’t it?

Ah, I didn’t know that (when it would have been relevant for me, Ricky Shcroeder and Alfonso Ribeiro were on a tv show togetehr.) I did know that there’s been ongoing development of dyslexic-specific fonts for quite a while though. That should maybe be another clue to the schools, if your lesson plans are so old…

When we were little and our grandmother washed our hair, she always ended with a cider vinegar final rinse. It gets out any residue left behind by the conditioner. You know, before you then go and coat your hair with crap again in order to actually style it.

If you don’t get me off for my murder when I get out of jail I’ll kill you is...just not a good look, dumbass. Neither is your statement that you’re politically, religiously and biologically (?) opposed to non-white lawyers.

Why is this shit always in comic sans?

And her doubling down is just weird, particularly when she admits she’s wrong, semi-admits to the doubling down, and then does it again. It kind of makes you wonder what exactly her criticism is and why she’s so insistent in making it, even in the light of the correction (but not retraction, which is also weird) of…