Eh. Also, some of us have skin that gets dark spots every time we even look crossways at a pimple, so yeah, bleaching yourself isn’t going away.

I think they left most of the dragonglass at Eastwatch to be forged into weapons for the rest of the northern army, but it was never explicitly stated.

I’m Sansa. Working my ass off and wondering why I am taking all this shit from ya’ll triflin’ ass heathens. Thanklessly, may I add, and Bran get your silly ass in here before you catch pneumonia.

Is it wrong that I want Tormund and Brienne to take and repopulate Highgarden with really big, red-haired babies?

Because as white people have been telling themselves ever since they got tired of sticking to Europe and only killing each other, “look, these savages are just like frightened children or...or puppies or something. Every once in a while you should let the others see you not kicking one of them.”

Which is part of what makes this so incredibly stupid as well as...let’s be nice and stay “tone deaf.” If you take off you uniform, do people still know you’re a cop? Not just by glancing at you, no. If you don’t have your uniform on, do other cops know you’re a cop? Not necessarily. If your silly ass tries…

Thanks for reminding me to buy some raisins!

I have never been so happy to wake up to a roaring thunderstorm in my life as I am today. Sky’s completely and heavily overcast and until the last twenty minutes or so, it was still dim enough that some of the streetlights were on.

Here in Des Moines, Iowa. It was probably a decade ago.

*sigh* Fuck the “I’m Irish so I can say nigga/nigger/call you Our Nig/etc” idiots and their bullshit. You being Irish only means you can use Mick freely. Nothing fucking else.

Isn’t it also cheaper in most cases to not kill them? (Insert Aramark or whoever currently has the prison food, facilities and jumpsuit contract joke here.)

Would anyone be surprised if the actual context for this was “Trump heard the name John McCain and stopped listening?” Because to be honest, I think that’s probably what happened and he only found out that it was a destroyer later.

There was a walgreens here that liked to do that with cotton balls and watermelon-flavored candies/drinks. I think someone finally reported them one year, because they closed for something like a week and when they opened again, NONE of the previous employees was still there.

I know, it sounds awful, but it was awesome (and we had lots of little bits and pieces for bathtub-caulk mosaic flowerpots by the time he got done smashing them in the driveway!) And I don’t know where or how she found them. Her mother was from the settlement up in Tama, so a lot of them were massacre-related. You…

I have a great uncle who got divorced when he was 70. One of the things he said when he moved in with my grandparents was “I couldn’t stand to see one more of those fucking plates.” (The joke was on him though, because my ex-great aunt had packed his suitcase for him and there was one folded into every. single. item.…

No, not those things. These things...http://www.topshelfkombucha.com/decorative-collectibles/commemorative-plate

What I don’t get is how the hell a Frenchwoman who’s parents were probably directly affected by WWII apparently sees nothing wrong with letting Nazis have free-reign to trample all over a government again.

It’s where I learned proper plant care. You don’t want to be like that geranium, DO YOU?

Exactly this comment here. We are not the country they betrayed, we are the country they founded. No one in their right mind expects colonial sympathizers to have the right (and the brass balls) to erect memorial parks and statues in England to the men who betrayed her. That’s just as wrong as all the statues…

I’m in Iowa. I figure most of the nuclear missiles lobbed at this country will be at population centers and seats of power. So cancer, radiation sickness, cancer from radiation sickness...yeah, I expect to live that long.