Which is why all cases involving police need to be moved out of the area. No local jury is going to fuck with the local police.

Were you maybe meaning that for topherman420? Because that wasn’t an episode of Intervention for me, that was what was hidden under the spare tire of my car in old carry-out containers.

There’s nothing funny about it if you’ve ever felt that panicky need to consume. It is a stress reaction, and hell, having people over is stressful. It’s not funny, it’s fucking horrible.

And vouchers! Don’t forget vouchers! Because why should the government pay to improve the crappy school where the heating doesn’t work that your kid could walk to? Here’s a voucher for a school all the way across town! Now, there’s not a school bus for that one, so you’ll have to drop them off. You can get a car by…

I’m in Iowa. Where we recently saw two years of high school students having to share desks and textbooks and not get homework (when you have to share textbooks in class, your school can’t afford for you to take them home) all while “voluntary parent-paid fees” that include things like whether or not you get to have a…

It’s okay. A lot of people don’t know. I can’t have bananas, plantains or avocados, and trying to find even just a fucking lipstick without avocado oil in it made me really start looking more closely at the ingredients for EVERYTHING. Bananas turn up in a surprising amount of foods that you wouldn’t think had them,…

That’s another thing that people don’t seem to find easy to understand, for a lot of us, it’s not about skinny. There are the ED sufferers with dysmorphias, and there are those of us that never had or develop them, and there are people with dysmorphia that never develop an ED. As with any illness with several and…

Well, in all fairness, it’s hard to show a ruptured esophagus in a movie. Or explain what it is. Of if you show someone accidentally inhaling an unsharpened pencil, to get an audience to not snicker. Honestly, bulimia would likely be impossible to portray well, or factually, because the insane shit you do (banking…

Unless the only school that serves your area is a charter school. And only until the fees begin piling up for that “free” public school that isn’t so free in some areas. I think a lot of us don’t realize how not-free public education has been (and under DeVos is likely to continue getting) in many parts of the US. (My…

Is it just me, or do newborns always look kind of like half-finished puppies anyway? Those kids could have used some as flashy as mom’s swaddling, or something, you know?

I think my favorites are the ones criticizing Knowles Carter for being in the pictures. It’s like...uh...so she’s not supposed to hold her babies because why?

It’s too makeuppy looking to be anything but a foundation intended for black and other dark-skinned people. She had to have known what she was doing, because she had to go and look for the base to do it with.

Um...fellow banana-allergic person here. Bananas are in fucking everything. Particularly if you’re trying to eat low-fat, low-sugar or vegetarian/vegan.

It’s German, so, yes. (My standard answer for this question. Jujy, you know this by now, the Germans have a word for everything.)

There is a precedent though, if it was an assisted suicide due to terminal illness, for leaving a note like that. It’s so that if the people who helped you kill yourself get caught, they don’t get charged with more than third degree (I think it’s third, or maybe it’s fourth?) murder. I don’t know if it actually works…

Usually only within the first two years. At least the policies at the company I work for. There is one where I don’t think that stipulation is in it, but they’re currently updating a lot of our policies, so I guess I’ll see when we’re done. But really, if someone have a current policy that’s over five years old,…

I doubt he thinks they’re okay, it’s probably more like a “let’s not talk about Auntie Sue” kind of situation.

I would add “in her case.” We don’t know how any of the others feel about it.

I doubt he’s defecting, most likely he’s register and list as Independent while still voting Republican.

And while looking at those numbers, remember that Iowa is over 90% white, so he’s not truly arguing against taking these services away from only non-whites.