Alternate option: Clean up the marsh. Good for the environment, and kids get to continue unstructured play!

You know, I honestly don’t think there’s enough money in the world to make up for being raised by someone like Trump.

.... And this has what to do with which actor is hotter?

Okay, seriously, they need to just let him wear glasses for more roles. That level of looks-good-in-glasses is 400% better than squinty.

I feel like Pratt works in comedy. But no comedy = he falls flat, as see Jurassic World. (Yikes) It makes him a great fit for things like Guardians of the Galaxy or Parks and Rec, but using him in a straight drama would be a waste of his talents and a waste of the audience’s time.

I.... Have no idea what this has to do with snowglobe cupcakes, but it is a work of art and I want to frame it on my wall. My hat’s off to you Halfpastdrunkoclock

I really don’t feel like Lorde is, or was, saying she’s above being a teenager. She’s saying what a lot of teenagers feel - that the things they’re told are amazing and enjoyable really just aren’t for them.

Voting with your wallet is great but A) There have to be worthy films you can wallet vote *for*. And B) You are VASTLY underestimating the narrow-mindedness and inertia of entertainment companies. It takes a whole lot of money to change their minds.

Yep! This looks like a straight up case of “I’ll divorce you after you plead guilty so that no matter what, I can’t be called to testify”. Possibly with a side order of “Plead guilty and I’ll pay for good lawyers to get you the minimum sentence”.

You know what? The Duggar (at that time) adults handled this absolutely wrong and this was morally abhorrent. But you know what else is awful? Leaking information about molestation victims.

That is... not unheard of. Michael Caine saw his future wife Shakira in a coffee commercial, and asked around to find out who she was. If you’re hot and famous, “I want that one” can be a successful way of finding your next date!

To be fair to Lizzy, another level of detail is that Mrs. Bennet is so ham-handed and obvious that she’s getting in the way of her own plans. She’s a woman with an understandable and reasonable goal - getting her daughters taken care of - but she’s not smart enough to realize that the way she’s doing it is seen as…

If you’re sleeping, healthy and not addicted to anything... Probably not. A lot of stars around our age suddenly find that that hard living they thought they could get away with has caught up to them.

Because a house is nicer and even for Beyoncee, is probably cheaper.

So has Russia started gay murder camps? If so, I honestly want to know about it!

When you get a Brand New Super Queer Celebrity Haircut, aaaaand then Katy Perry swipes it and makes it 400% less distinctive and queer. Poor Kristen Stewart.

Rand Paul, for all his faults, has never been afraid to call it like he sees it. You take your allies where you can. Please Rand Paul, do go on being a gadfly to your own party.

Bless Rand Paul. He may not always do it for the reasons you’d want him to, but when it comes to Republicans willing to make a fool of themselves in order to intentionally make fools of the rest of their party, no one can top him.

Everyone is speculating that Scarlet means that monogamy is specifically hard for her but... What if her exes were the cheaters? If you have a couple cheaters in your past, intellectualizing it as “Well, I guess monogamy is really hard” or, in the old version “(insert gender here) cheat” is pretty common.

This is why we need to reform our immigration system to make it easier for people to get in legally. Until we do, people will keep getting stuck in this double-bind.