Or dominator?

I actually wrote a pre-Trump satire in which the outlandish right-wing candidate who got the nomination no one was expecting was obsessed about his hair and that of this paramours (he didn’t actually have sex with them, he just caressed their hair). I was thinking Perry/Blogajaevich but Trump puts them to shame. May…

Well nobody is banging Stephen Miller.

Nope Licks.

Rope Dicks

Dope Tricks

Apparently I wasn’t the only one who’s first thought was Hope Hicks.

It doesn’t even seem like a tough call, she’s on record at having dated three members of the administration or campaign. This is a point where, if her fellas weren’t such reprehensible villains, I would say that it is kind of normal for a single person, working a high stress, time consuming job in their twenties to…

*I desperately rush to the ticket window with bundles of loose dollar bills in my hands*

“I’m putting all of this on Hope Hicks!”

I mean I don’t like engaging with baseless rumors spread by someone with an obvious axe to grind.

Does it rhyme with Pope Picks?

Hope Hicks.

That is extremely controlling and manipulative behavior. I’ve been through that before and this is really not okay.

If you don’t have kids, leave now. It’s only going to get worse.

Dude dump him right now. The dude’s a selfish creepy psycho and he’s using you for your great job and because you take care of him.

Husband sounds like a controlling asshole. The only gift he should be getting is a divorce.

If I see one more person share this horrific, stupid picture I’m going to fucking explode

“I got you a new gift, a divorce!”

This ^ . Is it racist if the person on the speaking end and the person on the listening end don’t even know the origin??? Isn’t it BETTER that the negative connotations from these terms were lost? I enjoy the etymological information, but I wonder what sense there is in trying to put the hateful/negative power back…

Yay! Let’s take phrases that most people use in a completely innocuous way, drag their racist origins out of obscurity, dust ‘em off, and teach them to everyone so that people can be offended by them again!