She’s a better person then me because I would have just chucked it over my shoulder, like bitch I don’t want this tacky ass gift from your dumbass, walking up here by yourself, because your bitch ass husband doesn’t give a shit about you.

What do you do with the box you didn’t vote for that is filled with lies, and creepy-crawlies, and racism, and misogyny, and xenophobia, and half-digested cheeseburgers, and cheap thin pair of small gloves coated with Just For Men, and a rock painted gold, and a crumpled note that seems to read something like Shrani…

Was it cold that day? I remember it raining. Melania has a coat, gloves, etc. while Michelle is in short sleeves. (Also, I love Michelle’s “I give zero fucks” dress.

And then my husband saved the day.

Come at me, but this “emotional support animal” is bullshit. If you need help with flight anxiety, take a tranquilizer or booze, like a normal sane person. Animals - no exceptions, dogs, cats, whatever! - have no business inside a passengers cabin.

Good. Emotional support animals are (pretty much all) a scam designed for people to take their untrained animals places.

“Yep, those egg-and-avocado combos look cool on Pintrest but they disappoint in real life.”

1. No, don’t cook them. You’re absolutely right. That’s wrong in every way.
2. Zucchini fries can be amazing. Frequently are not.

never figured Harry to dabble in politics but definitely he’d be shilling for daytime game shows. Could easily see him involved with Monty Hall or Bob Barker or maybe even Chuck Barris.

I don’t get people cooking avocado at all. And I ♡ avocados so much.

I like to put my avocado in the Instapot with a little Ketchup and Nutella. Make sure you use the saute function first and don’t remove the skin or pits or else you’ll lose all the flavor. Garnish with fresh mint and capers.

Paul? No, he joined the Manson Family.

And 30 Rock (Liz’s mom once worked for Sterling Cooper and Ted Chaough once ordered an Old Spanish, a drink first introduced on 30 Rock).

It’s one of those shows like Lost, that I enjoyed immensely at the time and still remember fondly, but have absolutely zero interest in rewatching. I was just thinking about this the other day- why was this show so interesting and so good? And why do I never need to see it again?

I mean, he obviously OD’d at some point in the early 70s, right?

It’s going to be an integral part of the forthcoming Mad Men cinematic universe, or MMCU.

I’m still hoping for a spin off that takes place in the 70's and is about Peggy and Joan becoming badass detectives for the NYPD. Instead of good cop/bad cop, they’re both tough as nails, do-whatever-it-takes kind of gals. Pete somehow ends up back in NYC (Trudy finally kicked him out for good) and is a sleazy…

Of course Harry is playing a board game