Any tips on how to avoid it? I’m asking for a friend.

NO.

I would rather get my pubes stuck in a 10,000 RPM electric grinding wheel, again.

You know what F*** all these guys trying to shit on this article. Tom I want to applaud you for this. This is actually truly useful advice and I as a Jalopnik reader very much appreciate it. Jalopnik writers have taken a lot of flack recently for injecting politics into their articles and yet when you come out and…

We have covered this topic a little bit before, but it’s is worth revisiting since there may be some more obstacles to contend with other than just finding a buyer who is willing to work with you.

I don’t think he’s going to even make it to Former President. Right now I’m at about a 50/50 as to whether he’ll be six feet under from a massive heart attack or stroke, or in jail (with his presidency invalidated) by this time four years from now.

And as much as I disagree with the Bush family, it does seem like family is important to them. If W decided to stay with his father instead, I, personally, wouldn’t say anything negative about it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Clinton wanted to, as well. He considers Bush a good friend and I know Bush considers him like another son.

I’ve heard the same sort of thing, including from former WH staffers/interns and someone who worked as his personal aide for several years after he left office. And the elder Bushes are also quite close friends with the Clintons — Bill will probably take it as hard (and show it more) as any of the actual sons when HW…

I million per cent.

Trump’s note 4 years from now:

Bill Clinton fake-coughs into his hand. “I’m so sick,” he drawls. “I think I’ll bail and just binge-watch some ‘Criminal Minds’ instead.”

Um I don’t think we’re supposed to talk about this...

It’s definitely not the same, so stop saying it is! Also:

This just looks more painful the longer I watch it.

I feel actively bad for that little Barron boy. Until he grows up and behaves like his brothers. But for now? Poor kid.

As much as I adore Cate - which is a lot - I thought the Armory show was really pretentious. There was stuff to love, including her performance in some of the clips, and the overall staging of the show, but I just couldn’t get past the “trying to say something outrageous but obtuse” aspect. As yes, Cate as toothless…

At this point, it might be best for Trump to ask the Trump University Marching Band to play.

It think people from New Jersey know what a huckster Trump is, all they have to do is look at Atlantic City.