If there were peeing Russian prostitutes, you know he would have ordered them to urinate on each other, not on him. He loves things he perceives as degradation and domination of women, so that would fit. He would probably ask them for other kinds of servicing too, but I can’t see him putting himself in a submissive…

Me too! Like yeah, she should get a passport but: Ugggh. Annoying vegan. (And I’m a vegetarian with celiac, so I *know* annoying!)

I like to imagine the other villagers just coming up to her and...

small Swiss village of Gipf-Oberfrick

What a pretty cow in the header. Made me google Swiss cow. Was not disappointed.

I’m torn between my belief in freedom of expression and my sheer annoyance towards a certain type of vegan.

Nah, a lot of people share photos that were taken on other cameras though.

That’s true, but I never do that. I apply my Discover points to my bill. If you use them to pay for things on Amazon, you miss out on earning more points on that purchase.

Wow! This chick broke both WWII and Kim Philby? Duuude. She is fifty shades of badass. Why am I just learning about her now??

RIP to an amazing woman. I’ll be thinking of her again in a year when we learn about WWIII from Trump declaring it via Twitter.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

I smack mine with the knife side to break the skins loose, pull the skins and smack them again. Makes chopping with the knife so much easier because they’re already broken down that way. I also rinse my knife blade under a little water and shake the excess off before I chop. The thin film of water keeps the garlic…

The best advice I can offer for those wanting to roast garlic:

Always double the amount you need.

Not because different varieties of garlic are stronger or weaker in flavor or heat, or because of clove size - but because that shit is just plain delicious. I’m not going to lie, I ate about half a bulb last night while…

Might be cheap for you to fly to Norway but it’s not ‘affordable’ in any sense once you land.

Both Iceland and Norway are expensive places, perhaps cheap to get to from the US but expensive to stay and move around.

Just did my 1st trip to Iceland in November. Such an amazing place, but holy shit it’s expensive! Like, $23 for a gas station burger and a bottle of soda. Need a beanie to keep your head warm? Shell out $60. Need a crappy pair of Sketchers boots? $155.

If he could love her through that season of Fargo (DAMN, that was good), then they belong together!

Joaquin Phoenix as Jesus Christ