But it’s blankets. You just take the blankets off and it’s normal again.

Why would all of the celebrities coming to DC purchase their dresses in the city? I mean, most of them probably live in places like NYC and LA; wouldn’t they purchase their dresses in their hometowns, and then bring them to DC? Some many questions....

Someone last night pointed out that everywhere else in the world calls them by the French term.

Yes, because he is an American. In many parts of the rest of the world, including the UK, they are called Médecins sans Frontieres.

Back when I was a teen...Christian Slater...was A GAWD! Seriously...even when he wasn’t trying to channel Jack Nicholson...I knew he could act his ass off...so glad to see him back doing what he does so well...which is showcasing the BEST...WTF faces known to mankind...

I gave up on Modern Family looong time ago. About when the now teenagers started becoming insufferable.

Christian Siriano annoyed the shit out of me on his season, but I like him now. (That season was ages ago, so I think part of it is that he’s just grown up.) He really puts his money where his mouth is when it comes to dressing a diverse crop of women.

Can we talk about how Siriano is slaying it when it comes to curvy diva dresses?! I need one in my life.

She does. Super over her.

Natalie Portman just graced everyone with her presence. Is it me or does she just get more pretentious and bitchier every time I see her.

Why is Emily Ratajowski there? Was she in a nominated film? Or is she still using her brief appearance in Gone Girl as her ticket into places?

I call that time well spent. It’s cultcha, honey!

...AND THEN THERE’S MAUUUUDE!!

The seventies was much more liberal. It was understood that they weren’t advocating hard drugs, just observing trends. Today that number would be verboten “because of The Children” (who are these mythical children the networks think don’t know anything, anyway?).

In June I was in a Hospital ICU for 6 days. Only slept 2 hours max. But these gals kept me company (on the TV), while my own relatives ghosted me

Now will somebody stream all of Maude already?

I’ll just leave this here.

Carrie Fisher will not stop making me laugh, even from the grave.

The “@cherness” account isn’t THE Cher (@cher). Confusing.