It’s always been two business days. If you get it sooner, like ordering on Friday and getting the item on Sunday, it was pure luck that the item was available at a warehouse close enough to you to get it over the weekend. I’ve been ordering stuff from Amazon with Prime for years and it’s always been a crapshoot…

OK, so now I see him with a gas mask on. THANKS for reminding me of one of the freakiest Dr Who episodes.

Another commenter points out they might be chinos or something; whatever they are, the fit ain’t right.

Tigers roaming loose in the streets; leopards running wild at the news desk. What gives, Texas?

The video shows two arrows pointing to Noelle and whomever on the train in Superman the movie; uses two arrows to point to (is that Phyllis Coates or Noel Neill?) and whomever saying “these people” then cuts to a scene pointing from The Adventures of Superman and pointing those same arrows at the same actress and…

Please enlighten me - how is this title true?

This is the worst bullshit headline I have read on gizmodo - ever.

I only use 100% organic poison ivy, I get it at the local farmers’ market.

Similar to this is another strategy I use when traveling somewhere new. I search for tour packages at my destinations and look at their itineraries. I’m not the type to enjoy a guided tour or pre-set itinerary but it gives you information about the highlights. At that point I research the destinations and decide what…

Now THAT’s a split!

You didn’t mention the bonus ending with the “mutterfucking snakes on this mutterfucking press.”

Duh

Also! Carry on a small bag to avoid waiting at baggage claim! #turboduh

I learned from somebody to let my dough rise in a large straight-sided Pyrex measuring cup. You can make note of the volume when you start and just wait until it creeps up to double that mark. You do need a big one though - the one I use is 8 cups.

I’ll leave this here:

I have to disagree with you, James. There was at least one other April Fool’s day joke today that rose to the occasion.

ugly-ass pants that need to die in a river of hellfire and never, ever come back again to make us think they’re flattering.

With all due respect to Timothy Havens, I am having a hard time accepting his premise that Fresh Prince broke new ground by being a youth oriented sitcom. Wasn’t that essentially what Happy Days was? Or Charles in Charge?

“You kill me in Star Wars, I kill you in the street. Now smile for the camera nerd.”