Don’t you just want to shake people some times?! Either that or run screaming in to the sunset.

I hope it says right on top of the warrant: “Hello, friend!”

You are confusing me with another Funke, Surely.

“The fact though is that we want our kids not to have to decide which bathroom they get to go in. And not to be subject to peer pressure about which one to go in. And not to be subject to the embarrassment that could come with going in a bathroom where somebody maybe doesn’t agree that they should be in there or not,”

A few years ago, the summer camp I was working at had a transgender child enroll. She was maybe 6 or 7, born “male”, very evidently identified as female. She was cared for by some of the coolest grandparents I’ve ever met, who were 100% supportive and allowed her to express herself as she saw fit. She would use the…

What’s the big deal about staying on topic? Do you think that ISIS worries about staying on topic when they’re planning attacks against the Statue of Liberty? Does that great statue not say, ‘give us your tired’? I’ll give you the facts: Americans are tired. Tired of government interference in their healthcare.…

The real problem isn’t trans kids. It’s hipster, artisan restaurants that have to be oh so clever with their bathroom signage. Is that a rooster or a hen?! Is that a male or female chandelier?! I don’t know!

“Think about those kids in Los Angeles who last week had their entire district closed because of a threat. Think about what they felt like the next day when they went back to school. Did they feel completely comfortable? Did they feel like they were safe? How did their mothers and fathers feel when they sent them to…

Act like a lady, completely fuck up like a man.

If only people didn’t think beliefs, opinions, and facts were all synonymous.

😂

I don’t think people really mean well; I think they’re genuinely curious, but don’t realize that their curiosity doesn’t always merit a question. I’m curious about a lot of things, like how Donald Trump’s hair works, but I would never ask him about it because I know that’s invasive.

I’ve come around to the idea of kids, but for a while, I was unsure whether I wanted to have them at all, so the questions were even more uncomfortable.

I do agree that if you look like a “man in a dress”, it does make many people uncomfortable... but that’s on them, not the person who is trans. They also shouldn’t have to try to pass as cis to be accepted as the gender they identify with, either, and if she thinks that, then that’s pretty fucking awful.

And yeah,…

So Caitlyn is uncomfortable with gay marriage, thinks government assistance for the poor is a terrible thing and is planning on voting for Trump, Cruz or one of the other fascist Republican clowns and now the man-in-a-dress comment. SHE. IS. THE. ABSOLUTE. WORST.

“Sometimes when I’m bored, I play puppet master with strangers’ lives.”

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? This is so gross. I hate public proposals as it is, but this...this is like, a whole new level of unwanted external pressure. What makes people think they have the right to butt in people’s lives like that?

His sister started selling “Free the Claw” T-shirts.

This is the saddest part of the entire GOP campaign of hate and lies. Once reasonable people are being radicalized (yes, I chose that word on purpose) by the propaganda from the far right, Fox and the rest of the conservative hate machine.

“I get so enraged when my DOCTOR, who thinks he’s SO SMART, tells me “Topher, quit drinking bleach - it’s not good for you and you’ll die.” Well, I proved him wrong! I drink bleach EVERY DAY and I’m healthy AS A MULE.