At least he still has the love of his wife to comfort him during this time.

She needs to stop insulting Sesame Street, a valuable program that provides factual information to the public.

I’m surprised Gorka didn’t say, “And you’re gay!”

If it ever happens, I’ll ask them.

Did those things really happen? I am literally not sure what is real or satire/sarcasm when it comes to this administration anymore.

Another good trait in a person you’re grabbing a beer with is knowing when to shut the fuck up and just kind of sit there peacefully drinking your beer. Donald Trump absolutely has no idea how to do that.

“You don get de show!”

Steve Bannon looks like how I imagine he smells.

Steve Bannon looks like a mall Santa who got fired for beard lice.

Steve Bannon looks like a living ashtray.

All Howard Dean had to do was scream weirdly. Oh, what innocent times we lived in then.

This isn’t a wishing well. Get the fuck outta here.

What really gets me about Billy Bush’s apology is his whole it was 11 years ago and I was much younger. Asswipe, you were 33 years old when this happened. That I-was-young-and-stupid line doesn’t work.

NBC needs to fire Billy Bush. For my own benefit as must a for the rest of the world. I don’t even watch the show anymore and he still annoys me.

“NBC Thinks the Trump Footage Leak Was An Inside Job” No shit.

“We had this footage for over a decade...but we were definitely about to run the story...”

I want to believe this is the nail in the coffin but I just don’t know. I’ll dare to dream but this guy has sunk so low he’s hitting dinosaur bones and he still has a scary amount of support.

How can you even focus on that when the event’s signage involves both prissy faux-handwriting and a PINK HEART for godssakes. How many meetings did they have to go through before they nixed the fairy-princess mascot with the sparkly wand?

She would be a great stock photo lady, though. She could look SO happy eating salad.