It's an uneven movie but it has some of my favorite gags in a Muppet movie, like the rats acting like they're on a cruise ship. 

And it’s such great character design for the plot - not only are the zany pirate-puppets funny, but they also paint a picture for younger audiences that Cabin Boy Jim is in over his head in a strange, dangerous, and exciting new life.

Yeah...I mean, I’m tone deaf so I shouldn’t judge, but Peter Auty he wasn't.

Hindsight is amazing, and while I will admit to being a bit underwhelmed when I saw Muppet Treasure Island in the theater, it is head and shoulders above the modern-day Muppet movies.

Well I’m not expecting any more family movies to be made that would consider rhyming “all aboard” with “psycho ward”.

Easily the best rendition of Treasure Island, including the book. Tim Curry is Long John Silver.

Experimental psychologist here, yes, you are correct, nd yes, it was annoying....  I realize however, it doesn’t bother most people.  I, for example, didn’t pause the show and begin a lecture to my wife about it.  (I did think about it though....)

I think it’s because over the past week we’ve all been through the Gorilla Glue story, from being all “that sounds stupid,” to being uncomfortable with the way everyone piled on to such an excessively mean-spirited degree, to having the whole thing resolved by a the kindness, generosity and compassion of the doctor…

Honestly I think he knows he’s done in Hollywood but Im sure the royalties for the Avengers alone are enough to retire a hundred times over on.  He will sadly be okay 

Hi. I’m just chiming in here to be amazed that there is another human being around that remembers Square One. It was a very important part of my childhood. Cheers to you!

He’ll attribute it to “I was young then and didn’t understand who I was a a creator” or some BS and then he will say something like “I’m sorry Ray feels this way.”

She said “He’s not allowed in a room alone with Michelle again” which sounds like it was after a specific event, not based on an existing rule.

Eight seasons is a good run for a series. And, after the summer of watching the NYPD running over protesters, I don’t really feel there’s any way for the to separate the funny sitcom with the corrupt NYPD. Better the show end now than spend any more time than it has to reconciling with issues it is not capable of…

That’s a truly sweet sentiment, especially the part about your kids.

I’ve met quite a few Mormons in my life and without fail they are pleasant, polite, and committed to community work. But there’s a rotten core to it, like Southern manners and Minnesota nice. The politeness is really  a cover for a corrosive church that embodies vicious racism, misogyny, homophobia, and abuse of…

LW1: Look directly into your kid’s eyes, sit him down, and spend 45 minutes going into the ins and outs of how each toy is used, proper maintenance, and which sensations you find most pleasurable. Mention that it’s okay to be curious, and if you notice that he’s interested in any of your other things, you’re happy to…

Shout out to LW1 for being so understanding, because if I was the parent of a teenager who was stealing my sex toys, I would simply walk into the ocean.

Ive always heard Utah is the juvenile treatment center capital of America. Drug abuse is a huge factor in kids getting sent to these places. The one I went to about 75% of the boys were in the chemical dependency program. The main drug counselor wasn’t Mormon and was a recovering addict, but my main counselor and…

I was all set to criticize the idea that the concept is overdone, but according to

I’ve always thought that with a title like ‘Legends of the Fall’, this film should be WAY cooler than it really is.