katbandit
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katbandit

Let’s just start this day like

I have the weirdest need to help Jeb Bush. I disagree with him on literally every element of policy, but I just want to take him aside and be like “no, buddy, use the zipper. You got this.”

What a maroon.

Uhhh, isn't emotional distress part of the job description when you decided to become a police officer? It is literally your job to handle distressing situations. It's also the defense apologetics use when explaining why it's okay for you to kill unarmed civilians. This is an extra step of awful.

I think it’s so brave for women to talk about their experiences in this way - not matter what their decision was in the end. The more women talk honestly about their own experiences, and whether they chose to have an abortion or not to have an abortion, to keep the baby to raise themselves or to give birth and give

I guess she didn’t think the deal was.... a Grand Slam.

And they still remain funny to this day.

I like YF, but it doesn’t hold a candle to Blazing Saddles.