Look for the Jezebel commenters’ delegation: they will be marching in a phalanx, wearing purple sashes with “Jezebel” written on them. I sewed the sashes!

I really want a Diane show—what is that little evil genius smartypants up to when her family is not around?—but Yara is a great young lady and so ambitious and smart, and I’m sure she’ll see that her spinoff is top-notch. So yay.

This is a good idea. Zoey isn’t the funniest kid on the show, but then Lisa Bonet wasn’t either. As long as she’s surrounded by a funny ensemble, this could be great.

My reaction to this:

This is what we need right now. I love blackish. Don’t watch it as often as I should, but that’s what Netflix is for.

Franchesca Ransay’s snapchats of this were AMAZING, and she looked AMAZING.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

I hope this goes without saying but please, no one tune in to the inauguration today. Don’t use any hashtags about it that are neutral (like #inauguration). Please let this ego maniac have one of the least viewed, non Twitter trending inaugurations of all time. Unfollow him if you follow him on Twitter.

I really don’t even know what she was attempting to go for here?

Unfortunately, James McAvoy, the idiots who elected the orange shit goblin as president made it the entire world’s problem.

We’re all going to die. And not in a philosophical sense where we talk about mortality and the long arc of history and all that, I mean like WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

I can’t wait for twitter fight between Kanye and Trumpo.

Not all money is good money. She could have created a GoFundMe if she’s desperate.

Explain to me your definition of “in demand”.

This would work better if she wrote “I am a performer with very little fame and it is very hard to make a living in this business. As much as I would like to, I cannot afford to turn down a job that pays this kind of money and gives me this kind of exposure. I understand why many people are upset, but I have to make…

Me too. He’d win, too. Apart from his drug use in the 70s (which he’s never hidden) the right has nothing on him. He’s progressive enough for the Bernie crowd but intersectional enough for the Hillary crowd.

Grilling the nominees is just part of their job. That they are all doing a good job of it doesn’t necessarily mean they are looking at runs in 2020 (though I agree with you on Booker).

The phrase that comes to mind is “shaken, not stirred.”

10/10 would vote for Al Franken. ETA also my home state senator Bennett (who I did vote for but have not always been super impressed with) is impressing me today.