Looking at this picture, Justin won’t be allowed into USA anymore

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

I assure you it won’t be

skim heads

Deal. Easy deal.

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

Beyonce’s having twins?!? Has anyone made a “Not the first time she’s totally carried two other people” joke yet?

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

Have you read any Octavia Butler?? She’s my other favorite feminist sci fi writer.

Lmao. We are praying that cheeto Benito doesn’t get called mean names by the cool kids.

Who thought Park Rangers, Coke and Bud would be the face of the Revolution?

my wife is making: batter fried chicken wings two ways (korean spice and maple glaze bbq), mini pigs in a blanket (blankets are mini as well), homemade fries, ‘ringed shrimp,’ mini ham salad sandwiches, bbq pork nachos, franco-canadian-iberian tourtière empanadas, be-bouled spinach and artichoke dip, deviled eggs,…

If you had said shorts, FISHNET STOCKINGS and Doc Martens I might have been suspicious that you were me (plus open flannel shirt with a Pixies or Sonic Youth tee for the win).

We should just be criticizing American policy here.

Um, excuse me, Obama used drones to kill children not our most valuable Special Ops to kill children.

Thank you. You FIGHT nazis, you don’t reason with them.

For all the nice nice liberals wringing their hands about the battlefield of ideas... You can’t. They’re Nazis. They subscribe to an explicitly violent ideology. You don’t talk a Nazi into not killing people.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

My youngest brother-in-law just bought a house and even though we’ve never actually wanted to buy a house, we still feel like we’ve failed at adulthood somehow. We don’t really want to own one! But we feel like we should own one?

You may mean Queen of Queens, since if the pups received their mother’s DNA only, they would all be females.