Heywood Jablowme

I applied to be a storm trooper.

Or just one invitation to go fuck herself.

I’m not sure of the point you’re trying to make but the Electoral College results in my California vote being far less equal in comparison to the votes of citizens in less populous states. They don’t always have the best answers in Wyoming or Alaska.

Poor Tom Cruise. I wonder what his problem is. I know everyone thinks he’s gay but I just don’t see it, and I’m one of those gay guys who thinks everyone is gay. But something is going on with him. Perhaps he’s asexual or has a Troy McClure-level unspeakable fetish? I just can’t imagine him having sex and I’ve never…

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

Right? They have kids!

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

This is the only time I will let Paul Ryan mansplain.

You and half the electorate apparently, maybe we can get a do-over

46.9%? Wtf America!

Oh, I’m sure there are lovely and perfectly functional places.

My husband and I early voted in Raleigh, NC. The line on the first Sunday of early voting was 2 hours on average. A good chunk of that was due to the fact that we had less early voting sites overall, and most of them didn’t open until a week or two later. There’s been a lot of voter suppression and disenfranchisement…

I woke up in Columbus, Ohio at 6 a.m., slapped on my “The Future is Female” sweatshirt, and headed to my polling place at about 6:35. The line was already outside the building. I waited for about 20 minutes, and got to an electronic voting machine. I got on page 3 of 8, when my machine started acting up. The touch…

I’ve voted in about 20 elections in the UK. I’ve never queued, never taken more than 60 seconds.

Meh. He chose to run for president. Whatever. Fascists getting booed doesn’t feel too bad to me.

I can boo AND vote!

I think listing the original parts would be a shorter list.

Cue the Pizza Delivery Guy.