It occurs to me that Tesla’s naming scheme with the KwH or whatever measurement in the middle means that a Tesla P series dual motor with a broken battery pack is P00D.

How many times must a Hellcat lose to a Tesla before it becomes a reality to EVERYONE?

Tesla Will Fix German Hero’s Car Free Of Charge

I equate that with the postage stamp argument. I forget which comedian I first heard it from about 20 years ago, although it sounds like a Louis C. K. bit, but I think it was well before him.

Unpopular opinion: Flying is actually an incredible value given that the above-mentioned flying greyhound bus can put you anywhere in the country in a handful of hours and just about anywhere in the world in less than a day. Obviously it would be nice if it were cheaper and more comfortable, but still.

Not true. She could have called in sick, she was actually legally obligated to do so. She is a member of a union, if there was any pushback form the company, the union would have gotten involved and nothing would have happened to her. The only exception is if she is someone who continually calls in and has a pattern…

My big discovery of last year was eating chunks of dark chocolate in tandem with dried figs. Ludicrously good. No need to piss about covering the figs in chocolate: just shove them both in your mouth at the same time.

I’m hoping to have a paper published in “Nature” summarizing these findings .

That’s either genius level of stupid... or stupid level of genius. With all of the EV’s coming out, it never dawned on me that a trailer (or side car in this case) could be attached to increase the range. But a MODERN SIDE CAR! It would be full of juice!

Aerodynamic heating is extremely complicated but by the time you reach Mach 5 most fabrics will have caught fire.

So no oil? Just a hot, dry pan?

Good grief. I put more almonds in my mouth at one time than what is in that pic.

If I need a response from you in an email I go ahead and type “Please advise” then thanks afterwards.

“only obey the road rules when they want to” - You mean like how most drivers speed, talk/text while driving even in states where it’s a violation and many roll stop signs?

Are there any standing desk converters that don’t cost more than a regular desk? I’d really like to have one at home, but I could buy another desk to stack on top of my current desk and two new monitors for the price of a standing desk converter.

Are there any standing desk converters that don’t cost more than a regular desk? I’d really like to have one at…

To add: you can screenshot their reply and paste it into your self-reply after dismissing them. That leaves a record of their bullshit, but clears it from the comment thread.

Your change belongs in the tip jar at the counter, in the take one leave tray, or given to the first homeless person you see. Not in your pocket.

Actually, yes. Whenever I wear a suit I always say keep the change. If you want to add to the art of manliness you only take full bills with you the 37 cents in change can be left on the table with whatever 15-20% tip you leave behind.*

In a change dispenser belt. Doesn’t this look faconable?

If you are dressed in a nice suit you shouldn’t be carrying change around like a peasant!