I bring my buddy Marine Todd with me whenever I'm looking at a CL car.

Let me better rephrase: I carry my gun with me everywhere that's not explicitly legally forbidden. I don't think everyone is out to rob or kill me, and statistically, the chances are extremely low. However, I own a gun and I'm trained to use it, so why wouldn't I carry it everywhere I go? Am I living a…

I like women. Doesn't make me want to be a gynecologist.

I've also never understood how anything but disc brakes would work when putting these on your wheels.

Well, that means you could actually do this for $2 in parts if you bought them at a reasonably priced store...

And the Oscar for best cinematography goes to Vita Beylina for "Branch through a screen window, with something happening behind it."

I usually don't comment on many of the technical issues discussed here in Jalopnik because I'm not very well versed on auto mechanics. However, since I was actually an engineer who worked with hydrogen for the Space Shuttle program (retired now) I cringe a bit at the idea of your local service station getting plumbed…

Glacial profiling.

I'll admit, the one thing I miss about smoking was my Zippo. In the age of cheap plastic throwaway lighters, pulling out a Zippo to light a girl's cigarette (and the undeniably cool "schink" sound it made) just felt awesome.

I'll admit, the one thing I miss about smoking was my Zippo. In the age of cheap plastic throwaway lighters, pulling…

This is a military test. When you can't afford bombs because you're not Norway, you must resort to dropping old Volvos on Denmark.

fixed

The bike's "Never Forget 12/7" sticker might explain it.

Dat callsign. Elf. Lt. Cdr. Ian Kibler

Orrrr take their keys and drive it for them.

I know that this is completely stupid, but I'm biased against pizza that's not cut into triangles. I think that it's because of the little rectangular pizzas that we were served in elementary school.

Oy this. Every. Fucking. Time.

She has outlasted all of her peers, has changed her style, still makes boatloads of cash, and isn't going anywhere any time soon. People need to just build a bridge and get the fuck over it.

Counterpoint: Ads like this are necessary. I would love to see ads like this in the US during major sporting events. Too many people don't take this subject seriously enough.

So full from all the gratuities in mah belleh.

Disagree. I feel that slices should be wrapped in pairs in foil. You refrigerate it in foil. You unwrap it and put it in a toaster oven (or regular oven) on the foil. You eat it over the foil. All that plastic wrap and paper towel nonsense mean you still have to dirty up a dish, and possibly a skillet to heat up…