Someone has a name prononced like Stah-see?? Are you trolling us? Is reality real?

I think predators are everywhere too. Predators look for situations and places where they can gain trust and they can victimize someone. Being a spiritual leader is a very powerful position and a position where people trust you with their children. Look at Jerry Sandusky. Being a respected football coach gave him…

Thank you, gotcha! Whoever they were they should stop inviting people to go swimming and cookout and but it’s actually swimming, a cookout out, and a surprise Jesus rally where everyone spazzes the fuck out.

I feel so much nostalgia right now.

““Yeah, they don’t let Barry into Pet Planet anymore because he would spend way too much time inappropriately stroking the snakes... the last straw was him laying on the floor with one whispering ‘Thissssssssss feelssssss right’”

When you put it that way I feel like an asshole for not liking them tbh lol. Fred Durst and limp biscuit were a thing. Why am I being hard on Nickelback when he used to be a thing?

The 10 year old in me feels like you’re being really mean to Smash Mouth when all they ever did was give Shrek a bouncy song to open the movie and appear in Rat Race :(

Looking like a Doodle bear is popular right now.

Lmao! Good for you and I’m glad it helped you get over the pain. My ex in a bar one day telling someone, “Then after I had to vacuum up all the dead flowers that bitch turned me in for fucking plagiarism.” is a level of petty to aspire to.

I just use toilet paper to blow my nose. But if I could afford it I would use those tissues that cool your nose when you touch them. Those are amaaaazing. I don't understand what's in them. I don't think it's a menthol because that generally irritates my skin. 

Interesting! Are evangelicals the ones who speak in tongues and raise their hands up to take in the Lord? I got roped into going somewhere where they did that with a friend on the premise of a barbebue. I was super uncomfortable!

I don’t know how to feel about their stance on that. If he had been a strange man in her house, she wouldn’t have been wrong to be terrified. How many people break in just to break in? I’ve heard some really scary stories about break ins or home invasions gone wrong.

I like the choice in username. I hope your email address starts with Bumsbumsandbums.

There aren’t a lot of photos of me from junior high and I think that’s for the best.

Let us be initial cousins?

Indeed. And contemplate it over a champagne brunch.

This is exactly the story I need. I feel you because I tried to make lime Jello the other day and it just didn’t really firm up totally but I doubled down on my poor choices and tried to eat it anyway. It was like ectoplasm.

I know I am being irrational but I love Emma Thompson how dare she and Ken Brannagggh (or however it's spelled) hurt Emma Thompson!

I don’t know why they broke up, to be honest.

He died in a car crash though. What does that have to do with the photo?