But I will say this: the machine is really quite magical in my regard. And I’m not easy to please really. Nothing wrong with waiting to purchase but I think you’ll be happy with it.

Yeah, I worked late last night and misttyped. Lol.

Clearly you’ve made up your mind, but even with a PC with a 980ti in it, I find graphics to not be indicative of game quality. In one week I’ve spent more time with Zelda and have had more joy from it than from The Witcher 3. Plus, even as someone who can run 4K, I find it not to be the biggest deal ever.

Ugh! My other machines, not my Switch. For suck’s sake. I’m exhausted....

Mistyped. Lol. Haven’t touched my Switch in days. Sorta feels like months!

Meant days... lol. That’s months for me. Was spaced out when typing. Forgive me, Internet, for I have grammatically sinned!!!!

In that point that you mention are rubber bumpers in all 5 Switch socks I’ve come into contact with. I looked cause people claimed they had different ones. It would be odd for there to be different units out there. But hey, anything is possible!

Oh damn! Sorry to hear that, bud! Yeah, the joycon as single controllers are maybe not going to work for you. I’m also not sure if with the pinch grip, the connections between he joycon and the Switch itself would fare so hot... but the pro controller is about as substantial as you can get with extremely sturdy and…

Red ring of death was actually known to XBOX, but it was deemed cheaper to just create maintenance protocols and put the burden on the consumer than to redesign the system. RnD is very very expensive and time consuming.

Actually, these are greatly exaggerated claims and the system is actually really beautiful and elegantly designed. I haven’t touched my PS4 or top of the line PC in months just because of how satisfying the Switch is to play in all it’s different play styles. It’s an amazing machine.

There are rubber bumpers on the inside of the dock. And gravity takes over for the proper application of force to properly sit the dock. These issues are probably as overblown as ‘bending iphones’

There are soft guides in there. It’s not just plastic on plastic.

I’m sorry for asking this, I mean it 100% honestly: are you saying you have 3 fingers that grip consumer electronics so hard it destroys them?

This is sorta where I sit on this whole thing. Like, when people complained about bending iPhones and stuff. Like, yeah, I can scratch my Switch with my dock if I’m really trying. Just like I can fuck up my iPhone by really jamming the charge cord in there. I can fuck up my door by being aggressive with my keys. This…

Look, tequila works have been making something that looks quite charming! It has a whole lot of promise! But hot damn, there have been some rumors of some iffy business practices. Not saying this pricing thing fits into that (if anything, this just seems weird). Just saying I don’t really trust what they gotta say.

And now Sega owns both... never thought Sega would have a monopoly on that type of gaming.

That’s been the plan all along.

I am working very hard right now to afford more living space and a Tesla Model X. People get surprised that I actually spend money, but don’t realize that I have a 4 column accounting notebook on my work desk to keep daily track of all my funds. I am accutely aware of where all my money goes so that I can indeed…

Wow. Fuck that tool. As a 31 year old who is contemplating the realities of having a child, has 2 dogs and a sister with a 2 month old, I’ve seen so many shitty examples of people give unsolicited advice. Nothing is worse than some dip shit with no experience or knowledge of the situation giving his two cents.

Any of these guys receive their preorder games with the system? If not, it’s almost worse than not having the system at all!