I suppose I could elaborate. On the other side of that giant rock wall is an interstate onramp that’s been there for decades longer than the Wendy’s. There’s basically nowhere that could ever lead to.

The weirdest place I’ve ever been, unlike many of the places others have cited, is weird not because it is particularly noteworthy, or magnificent, or sublime in any way. t’s because of how unremarkable, how ordinary, and how unassuming it is until you get there. You arrive and you wonder why it exists. What is the…

Really it’s going to come down to an all-out brawl between the two drunkest owner groups, and when it comes to the drunkenest, brawlinest group, I don’t think the average Pontiac owner can hold a candle to the average Moskvitch owner.

Used to work for an FCA dealer, internally I always referred to the cars as “the best looking bullshit on the road.”

Well we don’t really send people there, but that place exists, and it’s called Gary, Indiana.

http://codes.ohio.gov/orc/4505.11

TL;DR if you dismantle your vehicle such that it loses its character as a motor vehicle, you are legally required to surrender your title to the County Clerk of Courts. One could reasonably argue that this vehicle has lost its character, as it is currently illegal to drive (regardless…

My theory regarding Celebrity Show Interruption is that, because they weren’t allowed to do Star in a Reasonably Priced Car, or The News as a result of TG’s IP rights, they instead decided to “kill” the celebrity aspect and do The News anyways. But they weren’t allowed to call it The News, so they used their…

I’m fine with the theory, but it’s the practice of “let ‘em fight!” that can sorta work in NASCAR that doesn’t work as well in F1. If the team got on the radio and said “have at it boys, do what you have to at all costs.” then Hamilton’s ultimate strategy is to force Nico into a battle/crash with the RB and/or…

He should definitely countersue his neighbors for illegally operating a house of worship and allowing the Holy Spirit within to spill onto his property, where only Cthulu and Lucifer, Lord of Darkness, are welcome.

Take your pick:

-Lesbian Limousine

I think you’re different in the sense that because of your business you typically are able to work with fleet managers.

I’m not as familiar with Lamborghini nomenclature, but I specifically remember the 308 GTS or GTB QV where it stood for Quattrovalvole.

QV = Quattrovalvole in Ferrari, Quadrifoglio Verde in Alfa Romeo.

Quadrifoglio Verde

Because even if he wasn’t drafted, many of those who volunteered for WW2 did so to have some control over their placement in the armed services. As opposed to modern working citizens, who go to work every day with the almost certain knowledge that if war were to be declared, it is very unlikely that they would be…

BERT1 would be the PERFECT license plate for an X1/9.

And I have heard people call them “Flats” because they thought the I was an L.

Dude’s basically the Lewis Hamilton of BMWCCA. Sure he’s a great driver, willing and able to push the limits as far as or farther than the best, but he’s also got a car that allows him to do that far better than 99% of the rest of the field.

As an Alfa Romeo/FIAT salesperson, the only thing that infuriates me more than Alfa Romero is Arbarath.

Of course, I live in Ohio where people have idears and warsh their clothes and put tahrs on their car’s wheels, so maybe it’s just a local thing.

I think there’s recently been an influx of new, inexperienced drivers taking the helm due to a nationwide shortage of long haul truck drivers. With short supply and high demand, I’m sure the schools can’t turn out licensed drivers fast enough, so they may not be learning the finer points of driving like that (though…

What I wouldn’t give for a Parking Wars reboot featuring the Philadelphia Parking Authority chasing down rogue dumpster delivery drivers.