I’m not sure “retweets aren’t endorsements [of assassination]” is going to fly when your job is carrying a gun and telling people what they can and can’t do.

Trump is looking for a new Director of National Intelligence....

By the end of the week:

too soon

This is why I limit my caustic comments to former politic figures.

The fact that they are TERRIFIED that they no longer matter is the entire point of Donald-fucking-Trump. So yes, we need to stop arguing and cajoling and attempting to reason with these people and find ways to win in spite of them.

Eh, I’m nor sure that these white women matter as much as they/we think they do. As Michael Harriot wrote earlier this month,

He was let go because he’s the only guy in Iowa with a personality

Nah, he didn’t actually resign, he’s just working remotely from Malaysia.

Southwest don’t do this regardless of the ticket level you bought. But they also don’t charge you to carry on, or check luggage, or use the bathroom...

thank you!

$4000? NIGGA. Who we fighting? It would be well worth going to jail to slap everybody who came at you with the shits.

All airlines do it. So it’s really fuck all air travel.

So wait, you lose all that money? Like, you can’t even apply it to a future flight? And this is somehow legal?

this is what people think all conservatives are now, and we are not.

Lol. 

We’re digging trenches in the dirt now just so we can lower the bar on human intelligence.

I ... I mean what the actual fuck?! 

Female Uber driver showed up. Caused the whole avalanche. Butterfly effect, man.

My Wife’s cousin works on Conan and we were touring the set before a show including the prop room at Warner Brother’s Studio. They had the real Number Five from Short Circuit there and I took a picture with it. I posted it with a comment “Number Five with a real Indian.”