Jessica Walter is a gift and she shouldn’t have to deal with this. How is it that she’s stating that she has NEVER been yelled at like that throughout her career, and everyone is blowing past it??

No, Jessica, you don’t have to be friends with him! God I could cry.

This part was rough to read too:

Well, that’s why Buddha invented gloves.

I hope they sentence Pai to 20 punches to the face just because. I mean, look at it. It’s incomplete without a fist.

Okay, name a Democratic President as bad as Trump.

Guys, I think this fact robot might be broken

6. Dates (pit swallowed)

Plutonians. And they’re very angry.

Well dang Mandelbaum, you done pissed off the Pluto faithful. The Plutonians?, Plutonites,... Plutites, Plutinians? Whatever

Don’t get me started on my sister, mainly because anything I’d say would somehow get back to her. She is the devil Thoughts & Prayers

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“I told by Applecare that I could walk in the store and get the part!”

Anyone wearing a MAGA hat should be shamed, everywhere they go.

It’s time to flip the script

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

Damn, and here I thought bringing this light skinned baby along to a high stakes park heist would have been the perfect cover.

Foiled again by these observant white people.

Why? Do conservatives dislike gay people?