$5 on the suspect having a foot-long beard and three chins.

You’re welcome!

Not having a FB account has never felt this good.

Then you’re one of a large number of suckers and sheep.

It’s actually a flattering portrait. I’m being quite serious. The monster is both narrow and symmetrical.

To be fair, Carrey painted Sarah Sanders as Sarah Sanders. Genetics and a lifetime of habitual lying made her a monster!

I’m actually kind of blown away at how good some of those are. This one in particular really captures her screeching awfulness quite well.

today, in specious straw men...

I’ll keep supporting the most important amendment.

I’m sure the second amendment nutjobs will be here very quickly to defend a different amendment... any day now...

Morally banktrumpt?

They look like Draco Malfoy’s goons.

That moral bank went through a recession, got a bailout, and then burned up all the assets.

whatever it is, it’s genetic...

Punchable either way though.

Tiny face, or giant head? I can’t decide...

Peak Trump.

like this comment if you want to see a Kotaku Dot Com Chop Championship Tournament streamed live on YouTube next week

I just played the demo and it is already the best kirby game to date.