Sorry, Satan. Not this time.

I really want Cholula flavored chips.

Also, these flavors are awesome.

pffft, this isnt anything new.

Umm, changing your mind and rejecting old theories when new facts come to light is how science is supposed to work.

We don't know jack shit. Isn't it exciting?

For $600 bucks you can pay for enough Indians to make you a Roti a minute.

I think the image of the blimp is much better.

So what you're saying is that milk was a bad choice?

Something with less hard syllables preferably, like "Hey Google" or something.

google googly googoo gaga.

The google employee who decided that OK GOOGLE would be a nice phrase to activate voice controls is a mother fucking idiot.

Elaborate Mr.Grammar Nazi. And English is my second language thus statement like this qualifies you as a racist bigot if we use the standard your Liberal buddies love to live by.

Nice, these were high quality. =D

Weedmodo?

Thats why I only eat meat. The cows ears have already been removed.

Agree that cities do not necessarily care. I lived in a certain ethnic neighborhood of Cleveland and the unofficial display being lit from our street rivaled the official show over the Cuyahoga river, both of which where easily viewed from our rooftop deck.

We have video evidence PROVING it was sufficient!

Once again, Ohio sucks, but apparently not as badly as NY, MA, DE or NJ. Even though they are illegal here the police pretty much decide that they have better things to do than track down people lighting them off, and for those of us lucky enough to live on or near the OH/IN border they are readily available with a…

Everyone I know in Ohio drives across the border to Shelton's to buy fireworks. Technically consumer fireworks are illegal, but everyone has them and the cops don't care unless you're trying to put on a show in the middle of a city.