I agree, but I'm extremely picky & hate it when my foods touch. Also, I may be one of the few that hates the likes of salty foods mixed with sweet. McGriddle? McNo thanks! So looking at the picture in this article with all that syrup slathered over the bacon & eggs I'm like...

This seems appropriate:

OH NOooo! Is he OK???

Wait, you left something inside!

I think I'm having flashbacks

Can I try?

I like your moves comrade...

Ok, well...maybe just one...

Didn't know it was sombrero time. Hold on...

Too bad they'll never be able to see these gifs...