Damn.

My son would answer yes to all those questions but he’s a Warren supporter.

He thinks he wants to speak to her manager.

It’s DR. Gay, ‘cause you’re nasty

To: Dr. Gay

Oh, shut the fuuuuuuuck up.

Why would he do it? Precisely because he’s the deputy editor of the NYT. Almost certainly he is well-connected enough to consider himself a de facto gatekeeper for lucrative writing jobs, and figures that, at least with a writer (notwithstanding that she’s already a successful writer), that his assumed ability to pull…

Dang, I feel bad that Betty White had to get dragged into this, but... where’s the lie?

I think Abe Vigoda was her masterpiece, tbh.

Oh shit, she whacked Doris Roberts, didn’t she?

I get worried because I have a whole different running joke with my mom that Betty is out here sniping all the elders in Hollywood so she can be the Supreme Old Bitch. So whenever she’s in the news I worry if this is it.

Both Roxane Gay and someone in her feed have the correct takes here

Do you even know what an AR-15 is?

you have tried nothing, and you are out of ideas.

I was gonna say, weed’s really fucking popular, so yeah.

So, does this mean we can legalize illegal drugs, because those are seriously popular too?

Man, hope that dude doesn’t run into Brian McCann anytime soon.

Dropping a ‘fuck’ or ‘shit’ in frustration is no longer news. It’s just vocabulary, but CNN would like to get a news cycle out of it.

Dammit!  She was just one day away from retirement!

This is the setup to “Rounders 2," isn't it?