The NFL’s ‘patriotism’ and ‘commitment to veterans’ has always been venal and self-serving. 

Coen Brothers don’t understand comedy? Huh. They keep bringing back the same actors you say are the ones who make their comedies funny.

Thank you for telling your story. Take care of yourself.

Bow-tied pasty-faced mayo-eating jackass won’t even take the L.

Dude’s hands are too big to hold the handle of that lil paddle.

I dunno. They’re obligated to put their client first. If they believed that the MLB investigation wouldn’t be good for her, they were right to tell her to say no. If her testimony is garbled, or she comes off as not credible, that could hurt her in the divorce proceedings. If he’s found by MLB to be in violation of…

That shooting was a couple of years ago; the video was released recently because the guy’s guilty plea and sentence were just confirmed. He got life without parole, plus 100 years.

And the judge sent Korbach to a remedial law class for it.

What they did in East St. Louis wasn’t the best thing the US Army has ever done, but they didn’t test a biological weapon. They used zinc cadmium sulfide as a marker for how a biological weapon *might* be used—how would particles disperse, in what kinds of weather, around what kinds of industry. It’s a stable…

A supremely good joke.

They can be turned off so that cops can take a piss.

I think Acuna’s mom is still alive.

Gladys Knight.

Roger Moore was 46 when he debuted as Bond. Elba will be 46 next month.

Or we can talk about why older, powerful men get a pass on sleeping with underage girls.

He married his ex’s daughter. If you want to quibble over whether Soon-Yi is/was his ‘stepdaughter’, that says a lot about you.

Seriously. I love Warren more dropping bombs from the Senate.

I first read that as ‘velociraptor’ and was simultaneously confused and delighted.

He white.