I’ve posted this one before

It actually varies. Most are provided free or custom options from labels for red carpet appearances, others are direct collaborations with stylists/celebs, and some celebs and stylists are brand ambassadors, contracted to wear/use a look or product. In Aldo’s case, I’m not sure what their relationship is with the…

“Did you hear? Someone PAID for my dandruff!”—meteorite

We are stardust.

I love it, but technically every atom heavier than hydrogen in you, your BMW, and everything came from the body of a star that exploded at least 5,000 million years ago... In outer space.

I feel betrayed that Cassie was ever with him in the first place. She’s a goddess. But damn she cant sing or act. Like what does she do now? Be pretty?

Diddy was all-the-way dumb for letting her go.

Not to be outdone by these baloon releases I dropped a year's worth of 6 pack rings from a drone formation earlier today.

Aesop’s later years were kind of fucked up.

There was once a snake and some toads.  The toads asked the snake if they could cross the water on its back.

He meant he’s in the “oval office” as in the bathroom. That’s where he does all his best Tweeting.

It’s weird, we used to play tracks on the jukebox. Now the ugly box of a Juke plays with tracks. My head hurts.

I might have to change my mind about ole President Artie Lange’s Coke Nose if he decides to turn the U.S. into a sweet little narco state.

Don’t they know that Tesla owners are overwhelmingly white too?!?

Fair enough. I was trying to point out that there’s a conceptual distinction between what Trump does and what Trump is, and that the market is irrational precisely because they should have been a lot more jumpy these last two years because of the latter reason.

Because in space, the drill rotates YOU !

i love that Jay is doing this. But let’s be honest. Travis was put up on this by an old heavy handed Pimp named Kris. Everybody, I mean everybody, that she sends out to make that money, hits the stroll. And I wouldn’t be surprised if Kanye joins him for a Sunken Place All star reveal. 

I guess it’s because I’ve been watching his vids for years, but I’m on Team Mark here.

If you actually look into this he states that he reached out to people to allow it to be put on their porch and he offered them money if there was activity. So the people that accepted got greedy and staged their part of it. Mark is no where at fault for the portion that was faked as he didnt even know it until he…

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere.