Your household would have its own tax laws enacted in Europe.

Of course she didn’t, because she’s fucking White and she knows it.

I didn’t really see her son get buck with her. Frustrated, yeah but he didn’t get totally stupid, either.

Give Trump a break. I think he’s doing fine considering the years of cocaine abuse and advanced stage syphyllis.

Worked for a while at a trucking company. Watching the dock guys move trailers in and out is a piece of art. Watching the over the road guys trying to do it is almost as much fun as going to the boat launch.

If you think that was hard, try driving a food grade liquid trailer. Because of weight limitations, they can almost never be loaded full. That means every time you stop, start or turn, the load sloshes around. Now, consider if that load was half frozen orange juice. You stop suddenly. the load sloshes forward,…

According to a trucker friend of mine, this makes you at least as qualified as anyone driving for Swift.

I think the Black people that are bothered by how shes acting are saying that she nor anyone else shouldn’t have to act “ghetto” or whatever to come across as funny. And I agree. There’s been many instances over the years where Black comedians go to this shtick of being ghetto or talking about how we have to struggle…

This only makes sense if Jennifer Lawrence hasn’t gotten a backlash for doing this kind of stuff. A lot of people like it, some are put off. Seems to be the same split with Haddish, no?

An abridged list of niches that have not yet been filled:

Thank you Kristen Lee!! I always thought it was bc of the loud sounds. LOL . Great article! Coming from a Jalopnik diesel enthusiast!

Busted a gut, but more for Alligator man than Florida Man. Katt Williams was/is brilliant.

Ted Cruz’s political success just absolutely baffles me.

Dammit, here’s my star. I’ll submit you for COTD, as well.

Because they’re forward looking designs.

And let’s not forget the national travesty of the time Obama wore a beige suit!!! How did we ever survive the horror of his presidency?

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

I dunno, kinda feels to me like both statements are true. The employee absolutely tried to play low-key racist, and when called on it just started agreeing in order to get the dude to leave.

Technically, if there’s no rocker panel left, how can there be any rust on it?

Sure, this might seem bad on the surface, but you’ve got to remember that as denizens of the Southern Hemisphere, Australians speak with a slightly different register, which results in a frequency that cannot be detected by the ear of a Wolff.