“They had to get rid of Jar Jar Binks, because audiences loved him too much.”

Guns.

He kinda has to say that from day one, though, if he wants to be more than a single-term senator. He barely beat a fucking pedophile. Next guy they throw at him won’t be as overtly an evil shit head.

Haven’t had any of these problems yet. Whenever I pick mine up off the table, or take it out of my pocket, it’s unlocked by the time I’m ready to swipe up. At the store I take the phone out of my pocket, double tap the side button on the way up, face ID reads, I touch the phone to the terminal and that’s that. No more…

If Ford wants to be considered competitive with Subaru then yes, it needs AWD.

“Today, we no longer recognize the universal truth that God is the author of our life and liberty,” Moore said of the election results. “Abortion, sodomy, and materialism have taken the place of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”

Someone’s gotta drop it, so here ya go - presenting The Circle of Life aka That rabbit ain’t gonna make it...

Apparently consensual blowjobs are a no-no but unwanted pussy-grabbing is just fine.

I wonder if the double standard is more political- and, perhaps ageist- than racial in this case.

No habeas corpus?

Last Week Tonight is truly great. I’m not even sure how funny I find it, but apparently I find it funny enough to spend 20+ minutes learning about some relatively wonky issue... (I’d probably find it even funnier and more enjoyable if we weren’t currently living through an especially dark period of “the darkest…

I just ignore them and go straight to LastWeekTonight, the show that has somehow helped get legislation passed to improve chicken farm conditions, as I found out today.

I’m pretty sure the government has my best interests at heart...

I contend that if you clap back at haters constantly, which LaVar does, you do give a fuck.

I almost threw something at my computer. Ain’t gon be no disrespecting Lieutenant Commander Geordi LaForge, goddammit.

I mean, I get the question, but yes, the GOP would absolutely fucking seat him and there’s less than a zero percent chance they’d follow through on anything they’ve threatened. If they’ve proven nothing else in the last few decades, it’s that having the (R) in the seat is the first, last, and only priority.

The Senate GOP will make a big show about replacing Moore with someone else, but will never actually get around to it. (Kinda like Obamacare.)

Of course I want Jones to win. Of course I do.

Eh, I’m iffy on the public posting, but the approach is spot on, IMO.

Tired of the public shaming that finds it way to internet websites. Bullying styled as “good parenting.”