(Looks at the article on the Watts/Shreiber apartment)

Sorry to be narcissistic, but someone took this video of me saying goodbye to Emma and I think it’s really sweet.

let’s start a website

instead of leaving you should have gone around the building and came back in

mom pls dont do this

I watched with my husband, and at the end, I asked him what he thought and it did not go well. I can’t remember the exact words—all I remember is static?—but at one point he accused me of trying to “educate him” and said it felt “unrealistic.”

Now just wait a damn minute. Andy is telling us about conspiracy theory? It’s in the editorial page clear as day.

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

I hope when he’s one away from catching up to Nixon they just start putting a little Nixon-in-a-Box on any Trump cover to keep him from getting there.

You've expressed how I feel perfectly. I love my husband, I would love our kids. But I love my life as is, we don't have any family members that would be able to help and I'm just not parent material. Normally I'm 100% certain in this, but I just found out two of his cousins are having babies and it makes me a little…

I'd rather take the off-change that I'll regret not having them down the road ...than regret ever having them and be in an irreparable situation.

Well, the other thing no one says is that just because you regret not having children doesn't mean you should have had children. I am ambivalent about having children and people who (for some reason) want me to have them always threaten me with "regret." I'm always asked, "What if you regret not having them?" The…

Gotta to say you nailed the Chicago Trixie. The only thing you left out was their ability to teeter around the brutal winter weather in high heels while dressing without layers.